This reads like a parody of Mike Flanagan, like holy crap
I am furious, but I am sailing@stcaffeinated.bsky.social · 13h agoif I speak, twitter will suspend me
Seann, or: a Wretched Beast
@seannb.bsky.social
The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 34. He/Him Linktr.ee/seannwritesstuff
I am furious, but I am sailing@stcaffeinated.bsky.social · 13h agoExplaining Kingdom Hearts to my fiancée. She progressively gets more and more frustrated. Finally, I reveal that Sephiroth was voiced by Lance Bass. She breaks.
Employees of Wizards of the Coast, and company that has been known to employ the Pinkertons, have announced their intention to unionize. Godspeed and good luck.
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Horrified today to realize that a few of the people I went to school with now have high school aged children.
Stede Bonnet in Fiction: "I met a pirate and admired his free spirit so much that I left my old life for adventure on the seas!" Stede Bonnet in Actual History: "lol today I will abandon my wife and children to become a pirate for no discernible reason" Incredible.
I played the Switch demo, but I think I'm gonna end up getting the full game on PS5. There was a bit of slowdown at a few points and some really long load times.
Seann, or: a Wretched Beast@seannb.bsky.social · last wk.Don't tell the guys at r/Castlevania but I actually really liked the Belmont's Curse demo.
i guess no one wants corset pics or bruised ass pics… which sucks cause they’re great pics, but also cause i’m a bit fucked right now? anyways, check out my links and send a tip if you wanna make my weekend a LOT less stressful 🫶😘
....is the Vatican going to start patronizing artists again??
Dustin A. Chacón@lingdustin.bsky.social · last wk.I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Don't tell the guys at r/Castlevania but I actually really liked the Belmont's Curse demo.
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
Scare Smith 💀@evilgalprods.bsky.social · last wk.FATALITY
The entire Cornell situation is so fucking bleak that I just want into walk into the ocean. The essay writing thing is like a bad sitcom joke. Fucking hell.
Hey, remember that game? Well we've remastered it for a modern audience! So now all textures are 5% more detailed and the lighting makes them look like shit. You're welcome.
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
The original NES Castlevania is available for free on Google Play for the series' 40th Anniversary, if anybody else happens to be interested.
Sorry, just fantasizing about hopping a high-speed train for a weekend visit with the cool people I only know online instead of our current hellscape
Sara Century@saracentury.bsky.social · 2y agoIf we had an affordable rail system connecting major cities in this country, people would use the train a lot, because trains rock AND cause a fraction of the pollution of planes. Even better, I would feel like I lived in an actual functioning society instead of whatever we're doing right now.
I am a communist and so my whole life has been accurately predicting the future, being told I'm being alarmist, and then being blamed for that future happening
Every other thread about 5e on Reddit is just "how can we solve this unsolvable D&D design problem?" And the unsolvable design problem is something that was solved a long time ago by other games, including previous editions of D&D.
Can the AI bubble please burst already? I would like to buy a storage expansion for my PS5 at a reasonable price, please.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 26th 2026 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Been ages since I played Clues by Sam. Nice to see I still got it
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Now listening: Demons are a Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf Such a fun song
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
Oh goddamnit I'm designing a horror TTRPG now