Oh finally. Two stands closed, players pinched for nish, Tommy G had off by Arsenal for 5 large…….

Ahem @harrymcnally.bsky.social

Rick@rickc45h.bsky.social · 7h ago

Nothing worse than someone who declares they’re from Cheshire instead of where they actually live

The new Prime Minister is writing a "10-year plan" for the UK. The arts & culture MUST be part of it. I've signed @campaignforthearts.org's petition urging @andyburnham.bsky.social to revitalise the arts – to revitalise the whole nation 🌱 Join me: www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/10-year-plan/

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Sign our petition urging the UK Government to build a country where the arts are available from childhood, accessible to all and thriving everywhere.

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Does anyone actually believe/have this Verisure bollocks?

Calm down, Ena Sharples.

West Lancs A Ives@westlancsives.bsky.social · 12h ago

We have to wear red ones on poppy day 🤯

Currently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...

They’re deffo someone else’s kids.

David Coveney@davidcoveney.com · yesterday

But one thing I know from bringing up kids and managing business is that if you expect a rule to be conformed to then it has to be enforced. Speeding is largely not enforced, then suddenly enforced very harshly, then not enforced. It's weirdly punitive to most people.

My #wool mate asks the number(s) of the bus(es) from town to Lark Lane?

It appears my cunning #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger cunning plan has a massive flaw. CURSES!

Thank you, Daron Acemoglu.

So farewell then Bazball, and hello Ball of Flem.

Racist misogynist violent thug’s post mortem the latest thing held in the middle of Lidl.

Emma Raducano is a bigger sicknote than some of you idle scrotes. *points*

To be fair, a ban does seem harsh for someone who's normally such a careful dri... oh

Juxtaposition.

I got poorly with nose/throat cancer this year. I had world class treatment and support from the NHS and Macmillan. I’ve drafted in my work lot to do a charity darts marathon in aid of Macmillan Any donations or spreading of the word is appreciated dartsmarathon.macmillan.org.uk/users/michel...

Robert Croft’s just done a wizard’s sleeve joke and they’re snirkling.

7.

Monica@softtail65.bsky.social · 2d ago

There are 12 that I absolutely won't eat. 🤷‍♀️ What about you? 🤔

If you’re looking for a holiday (and even if you’re not), may I suggest you have a shufti at Caves Beach Resort, Hurgada. Jesus TONIGHT.

I used to know someone who was at school with him and he was a cnt then as well

Watch to the end. If you don’t cry, I don’t want to know you. #dusty

WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com · 3d ago

Here are the top 5 dogs of July!

Got a couple of funny looks in the park (no not at the kids playground) and realised I’m wearing the dog’s lead like a necklace.

1

They’ve invented throw ins now.

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 3d ago

Looks like we're out of the running for this year's FIFA Fair Play Award #lufc

Can someone get Rashid Khan an English passport please?

#fuckoffEverton

Bornmuff have signed some handsome right back chappie for 11m, for those of you that fume over right backs.

#fuckofftranmere

Rohl was excellent Sean, my MotM. KDH and Hackney decent also.