I really hate the saying at funerals "they're in a better place now." So your entire earthly life is a waste, just waiting on something that *might* be better?
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Artist, dreamer, cat lady, foodie, Mom. Books, movies, TV shows, random shit. FUCK Trump, closer to anarchy every day.
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
Thanks Bluesky for the heads up that AI chat bots are down. I was busy creating.
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
"I just wish I could be dumb, and then I wouldn't know better. And then I could be happy, and stop hoping."
Kamala Harris: That is a Fact
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Rolling up to my parents house with all my luggage, and I realized I never made sure I could stay with them for the week. Walk in, my mom is like "the room is ready, I put clean sheets on the bed!" I apologized for not asking, just assuming, and she's like "do you need to??" 🥺🥺💜
Got this stupid magnet lol. I think I have like 6 bottle opener magnets now and they've been used maybe once. I love my magnet collection.
Drank a 20oz London fog, slept the entire 3 hour flight. Still sleepy.
My second long 4am drive in a week. Exhausted and hate being up before the sun. Making friends with an off duty pilots dog. Debating if I should inject caffeine directly into my bloodstream or not. Last week I drank 24oz and promptly fell asleep before the plane even took off. 🤣
The girl next to me is wearing a Fourth Wing shirt. She doesn't know it yet, but we're best friends now.
My second long 4am drive in a week. Exhausted and hate being up before the sun. Making friends with an off duty pilots dog. Debating if I should inject caffeine directly into my bloodstream or not. Last week I drank 24oz and promptly fell asleep before the plane even took off. 🤣
My second long 4am drive in a week. Exhausted and hate being up before the sun. Making friends with an off duty pilots dog. Debating if I should inject caffeine directly into my bloodstream or not. Last week I drank 24oz and promptly fell asleep before the plane even took off. 🤣
Awwww man. I got the ugly license plate because they didn't give me a choice.
Aggressively flirting with my friends when their husband is with us is my new favorite hobby.
Stan Twt Evil Chihuahua Grin
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Cheapest I can find is $700 to get there before the funeral on the 4th. Even if I drive up to 3 hours to a different airport. Almost $1000 if I don't. Fuck.
I wish last minute plane tickets weren't so expensive 😭😭😭😭. My best friend's dad passed tonight. I want to be there for her so much.
I wish last minute plane tickets weren't so expensive 😭😭😭😭. My best friend's dad passed tonight. I want to be there for her so much.
“My parents died so fuck yours too,” is quite the argument against reasonable healthcare
Darline Graham is genuinely a fucking idiot and South Carolina will prove their stupidity if they allow her to represent the state. "My parents died from overworking themselves when I was 11 and 12, so government health care is bad." Jesus Christ we're fucked.
My mind has been broken by chocolate cupcakes. My husband handed me a delicious, fluffy, moist chocolate cupcake after dinner. One of the best I've had. Then he told me it was flourless, and made with black beans and coconut oil.
David Rose's Shocked Reaction: What The Actual Fuck
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Dolly Partons Imagination Library wasn't just something my kids enjoyed when they were little, they also sent books that helped us all learn about different cultures and religions. All for free. I donate to the organization every year and I can't wait to see it available in every state.
Almost walked off the job permanently. Had a big come to Jesus talk with my boss. Things improved, she apologized multiple times. We still have more to discuss, but I hope things can change. I made mistakes I took accountability for, but I still deserve respect instead of getting screamed at.
I love what I do for work. I love being creative. I hate the way my boss treats everyone and it's led to me looking at flights home halfway through this event. I think I need to see if another company is hiring.
You can take my freedom, just don't take my pie!
Holy shit. I got through a really tough conversation today when I was raging mad and DIDN'T cry.
I love what I do for work. I love being creative. I hate the way my boss treats everyone and it's led to me looking at flights home halfway through this event. I think I need to see if another company is hiring.
Actually, there's not a single reason to own a pair of meta glasses.
My bosses bought me drinks tonight for my birthday. I'm fucked up. There's a yappy dog in the room next to us that I'm about to crash out on. It's been a shit and great day all at the same time.