You can wear white after Labor day if it's a bunny suit or straitjacket.
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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
Your welcome to drop by our house if you're comfortable with cats, the 2019 musical playing in every room of the house on repeat 24 hours a day.
Politics is easy! Remember: 'Unregulated' means a special interest group is losing money to it, while 'poorly regulated' means they don't have their desired monopoly yet.
Imagine believing only the political party you disagree with is the tyrannical one.
HR just came into my performance review with a veterinarian to have me put to sleep. Is that good?
Does anyone know how I can identify who's self-sabotaging me?
It's like talking to a wall. A sexy, sexy wall.
I don't care what your political views are, I refuse to call it the Gulf of Ontario.
Never put cast iron in the dishwasher unless you're an adult with free will.
Hey, if you have a minute could you please make any of this make sense?
Remember not to be sad when a celebrity dies, instead you should be happy that a beloved figure was spared from the cruel fate we're about to endure,
I have been going through some stuff (your stuff, while you were away).
Flatbread must be hard to make, otherwise why would they call it PITA bread?
Oh you said ANNALS of history, that makes more sense.
You ever wish you could just close your eyes and then open them eight hours in the future?
"Your honor, if my client is guilty of anything, it's being a lil precocious." -my attorney, at my war crimes trial
Proud to announce I just renamed my Homeowners Association after myself.
"How come I don't have any friends? Wait, I know this one!"
"How do you like them apples?" is an effective way to solicit someone's opinion regarding those apples.
I just wish there was some analogy for what having this albatross around my neck feels like.
I don't like to get too political so I'm not going to discuss the water rapidly filling the ship, or my take on the gaping hole in the hull beneath the waterline.
No one talks about the world's critical shortage of Byzantium.
When I'm feeling sad I like to think that the trolley from the Trolley Problem is the same one that took Mr. Rogers to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
A bunch of us who can't spell are tired of being made fun of, so we're forming a onion.
The article used a word I'm familiar with, so I'll be commenting my barely coherent views which are only tangentially related.
“Trust me, I’m as surprised as you are!” brb filing a bug report and sinking into the floor