This is making the rounds on the internet today and I swore it was a live shot of Mitch McConnell’s room.
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Just your friendly neighborhood prehistoric chicken fritter. Lightly breaded, heavily fed up with this bullshit.
Trump calling LeBron a racist in the Oval today… what are we doing?
Mitch McConnell is on eternity leave. Paid eternity leave.
Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
Touching the reflecting pool is a crime worthy of 10 years in prison. Touching a child gets you into the White House. This is the worst timeline on god.
These arrests at the reflecting pool should terrify and concern everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations to protect the President’s ego. This is dangerous.
This is what happens when you let a Batman villain paint the reflecting pool.
Weird that Trump was claiming to be a Knicks fan last night. He’s been a fan of the Spurs since Vietnam.
Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate, to all who love to love, to the families, to the friends, to those who brave a world that is hostile to their very existence. You are seen, you are loved, you are celebrated.
Oh my god, is it happening? Please be happening. I’ve got to go out and get champagne!
Donald Trump skipping his son’s wedding in the Bahamas is the first time he wouldn’t fly to an island for a child.
Looking like hammered shit as always.
I have called a number of republican senators to ask them to post on their websites what crimes I need to commit to get in on the receiving end of $1.8 billion dollar slush fund. I ask "if beating up a local cop is enough or does it need to be a capital cop. Do I need to smash in Capital window?"
May this man’s photoshop never crash, may his deadlines be easy and his coffee always invigorate him.
In the words of the Beatles, it won’t be long…
“The thing is, we really did have everything, didn’t we?”
Fun fact: Karoline Leavitt is closer in age to her newborn baby than to her husband.
that day is gonna make Mardi Gras look like a Calvinist pilgrim's tuesday supper
Motherfucker got booed for as long as it takes to nuke a Hot Pocket. 😂
“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression, you prick.”
Little Marco’s ears grow every time he tells a lie.
Here’s the problem with blaming the alleged Trump assassination attempts on rhetoric. It ignores the fact that Americans who cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries feel a sense of clawing hopelessness and desperation watching this administration spend 1 BILLION in tax dollars on a ballroom.
So we went from $400 million of private funds for the ballroom to $1 BILLION of taxpayer money. 😂 “aMeRiCa FiRSt” or whatever, right MAGA?
Damn, the guy who’s basically a middleman who makes his living off of stealing from and manipulating people thinks Trump is a good guy? Who would have thought?
What are the 3 branches of government again? I know it's pedophiles and corporations, but what's the third one?
The question is not whether Pete Hegseth is ashamed of his faith in Jesus Christ, but whether Jesus Christ is ashamed of Pete Hegseth’s faith in him.
