summoning my dog from the basement by walking above her like she’s a worm from dune
Ferndale Computer Club (FCC)
@seriouslarry.bsky.social
Ferndale Michigan Club for computer enthusiasts and idiots
One day you are complaining about your coworkers eating Greek yogurt then you blink and you are eating it everyday
Much in the same way I don’t believe in ghosts, I don’t believe there exists a house that a contractor will think is not “fucked up”
from a young age I learned to hoist myself by my own petard
My wife had to go into the office so you know what that means. She can’t stop me from snacking on the hard boiled eggs she made
Coworkers: We are all a bit weird here Me: No no no I'm normal don't lump me in
Looking at pictures of my wife to calm myself down while having a meeting with my work enemy
Always shocking when I’m scrolling through instagram and I see a photo of someone I know
I don’t know what this says about me, but I do my best work at work when it’s fueled by spite
I fell into the survey monkey enclosure and they had to shoot it
My bank keeps emailing me asking to refer my friends. Sorry I don’t have a lot of friends who have never heard of a bank
Being a consulatant, I'm changing the game everyday (the game didn't need changing and it's worse now)
Not being able to reach the mute button on a meeting when you have to sneeze is the same feeling as missing the last stair
Who up circling back on their project plan
Ordering my cortado from our local coffee shop “Mikes Way”
an important thing to remember about me is that i am cute and perfect and i've never done anything wrong
Something I’ve learned since getting an old ford ranger is that everyone over the age of 40 at some point owned a ford ranger
The nut that bust the camels back out
there comes a time every persons life (I assume?!) where they get really passionate about webhooks
I have never once wanted an IDE to put "" when I type " but they all do it everytime
My project manager sending out a standup meeting cancelation for christmas day
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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My wife’s aunt keeps putting spoilers in the wordle group chat
Forgot to do the LinkedIn Zip™️ and none of my connections nudged me. This is what that taught me about b2b sales…
Perpetual stew guy put a Crunchwrap in
getting into a head on collision with the next jeep I see just to watch the ducks fly
Indiana Jones and the rattling of my bones
It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown