So was it ever explained why Trump attacked Iran?
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After my dad passed, Oompa Loompas came out and sang a song about kidney failure
If I were Slugworth, I would point out the children’s desths at the Wonka factory.
The Milwaukee Brewers now possess the best record in baseball.
I’m starting to think that I’ll never get my tariff check
The Great Depression but with MMA is the next decade or so
That hospital ship ever make it to Greenland?
My mom follows me on bluesky just to make sure I don’t do drugs
Seems like APR deals on new cars has been shortened from a year or two to 90 days.
Poppyseed hotdog buns are great if you like more texture on your bun and want to test positive for heroin
The 2027 Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day. A day of reckoning for alot of marriages.
Mr. Beast paid me $12,000 to cut my hand off with a hatchet and eat it
Substack? Bruh bring back thriving suburban shopping malls
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 2w agoSubstack? Bruh bring back Geocities.
Normalize those fucking popcorn balls all year
Next time a final goes into overtime, we should be allowed to kill the president of FIFA
Are Canadians like “I have a girlfriend. You don’t know her. She doesn’t live in Canada.”
Nothing like a Christmas morning Baconator
The last line of the article had me laughing so hard I cried.
The Onion@theonion.com · 3w ago“Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Veronica from the path of marital fidelity, but let’s see how you fare when not your body but your mind is put to the test!” Dufresne said to the completely shredded personal trainer
Don’t know if that was lettuce diarrhea or regular diarrhea