Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything
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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.
honestly, valid.
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
If we're gonna gild existing statues, surely one of them can be the Ralph Kramden statue at Port Authority. He's a true American hero.
They are gold. Very, very gold. It’s as if, on the walk between Arlington National Cemetery and the National Mall, you’d suddenly stumbled upon a P. F. Chang’s. My look at the latest emblem of Trump’s glitzy, gaudy remake of Washington. Let Them Eat Gold: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The authors of THE LOST BOYS:
so is the Majestic just gonna sit empty for the next seven and a half months? this is what it sounds like when Seth mutters grumpily under his breath.
The doves will cry (sing) starting March 12.
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
The radio in Starbucks has played "I Want You Back" by the Jackson Five three times in the last 40 minutes. If they were waiting for someone to notice...I did.
Driffers Difters (in between those two they got it right once)
"Be kind, Pocket, lest you one day face the darkness as I do. Or, in the absence of kindness, be drunk." - Christopher Moore (@theauthorguy.bsky.social), FOOL
Kevin Kruse is a master of his form. Best I can do is "my man looks like Judge Holden in a community theatre musical of Blood Meridian".
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
My Cousin Vinny, which I watched with my mom on my 11th birthday. Loved it then, love it now.
Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that Nolan has sucked anything enjoyable out of THE ODYSSEY, but I still sort of was. On the upside, Ludwig Göransson's score is phenomenal.
Your Friendly Silverlake Spider-Man The Erewhonable Hulk #MarvelGoesLA
Marvel Comics Moves From New York To Los Angeles Over The Next Year
If I hear someone say “meeting in Bronx” I will kick them in nuts
Mitch McConnell is alive and Josh Grisetti is dead. there is no god.
Lindsey had to go. Mitch needed to absorb his life force.
As is par for the course with its creators, GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS is very stupid and very funny. Zoey Deutch is just about the cutest thing on two legs.
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.
I spent the entirety of MADDIE'S SECRET this afternoon thinking that Eric Rahill was Mike Mitchell.
I had no idea about half of the stuff he did. What a life! www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/t...
Robert Kimball, Who Helped Uncover a Trove of Broadway History, Dies at 86
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I always wanted to be Robert Kimball when I grew up, but he got there first and there was nothing left to do.
I always wanted to be Robert Kimball when I grew up, but he got there first and there was nothing left to do.