Seth T. Hahne

@sethhahne.bsky.social

Hahne rhymes with bonny || Graphic novel critic || Artist/Comics || Formerly an insufferable ass, sometimes relapsing, sorry. http://linktr.ee/sethhahne #art #comics

There's a genre of post on Threads structured like this: ___ [some complaint about a kind of writing] Meanwhile: [screenshot of some writing that poster thinks of as QED counterargument] ___ ...and inevitably, the writing is gruesome and overcooked. Every time.

Illustration from a good bit ago of Ezekiel's valley of dry bones. Client declined to use, and went with another idea. Target demographic: teens. I feel like teens would probably dig it but teens' parents might not, and the client (whose initial idea this was) is pretty beholden to parents.

Vectorized illutration of a valley filled with skeleton corpses. Lots of skulls and ribcages. 

Overlaying are three comics-style panels showing a process. 1) a mysterious mist/goo/power lifts a skeleton and enters through its mouth; 2) the skeleton begins to grow muscles as it is restored to life; 3) in the midst of the goop we see a person (hair nicely parted) emerging, whole and no longer a mere skeleton but now a super-powered skeleton covered with Skin. Her eyes are closed so it's anyone's guess what's in there.

I have found one good argument for a later date (~1840) for Ishmael's voyage on the Pequod (namely New Bedford surpassing Nantucket as Whaling Central, when by the late '20s it was only just catching up), but I thought I'd accidentally found a second...

Today's churchdoodle is Arizona's State bird the cactus wren. I was going to do Idaho, but theirs is the mountain bluebird, which I did last week for Nevada. And Montana's I did when I did Oregon. And Utah's is the California Gull, which pisses my 6yo off but which I think is cool

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We just saw The Odyssey and it was pretty cool. I loved the horse. I went to the bathroom and came back and they were running away from giants and I didn't know who they were. I really only had two complaints: a) it was friggen loud; and b) it was pretty colorless.

I wish these memes would skip the "Hard Mode" stipulation and just say Please Be Interesting, which is what I think they mean but thinking of a film/book/whatever that's not among a tiny handful of hypercommons is pretty easy

Ishmael has a clear precursor for his Whale Facks in the writing of Izaak Walton, who himself mirrors the apocryphal that Herodotus gleefully traffic's in. This stuff is wonderful.

Whether an Otter be a beast or a fish is

not within my power to resolve.and he caused his pond to be let dry, and I say, of seventy or eighty Carps

only five or six remained, and all very sick and lean,

[Each with frogs glued to their heads]

The real problem with this wonderful book is that it reminds me of what I push down every day, namely that I long to live in the midst of heavy nature but it's been nearly twenty years since my body could manage that. And so with each page I grow a little sadder.

A WALK IN THE CITY DOESN'T OFFER QUITE THE SAME BENEFITS. THE AIR IN THE FOREST IS PURE AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS HEALTHY BECAUSE TREES ARE GOOD AT FILTERING POLLUTION.

THEY CAN CAPTURE UP TO 20,000 TONS OF AIRBORNE PARTICLES PER SQUARE MILE EVERY YEAR.

IN THE SUMMER, ONE SQUARE MILE OF FOREST RELEASES 29 TONS OF OXYGEN PER DAY. THAT'S ALMOST 30,000 TIMES MORE THAN A HUMAN CONSUMES IN A DAY.

IN OTHER WORDS, A WALK IN THE WOODS IS A FORM OF OXYGEN THERAPY. THE PRACTICE OF "FOREST BATHING" IS GROWING IN POPULARITY. IN JAPAN, IT'S A NATIONAL PASTIME! TREES DO MORE THAN SIMPLY PURIFY THE AIR. THEY ALSO RELEASE PHYTONCIDES-POWERFUL SUBSTANCES THAT REPEL PARASITES AND MICROBES. WE'LL SEE MORE ABOUT THESE LATER. CONIFERS, ESPECIALLY, ARE VERY GOOD AT THIS.

PEOPLE WITH ASTHMA OR SOME TYPES OF ALLERGIES OFTEN FEEL THE BENEFITS IMMEDIATELY WHEN THEY GO FOR A FOREST WALK.

Comics take. If you're afraid to use thought bubbles in your comics, you're afraid of comics. Getting rid of interiority, something comics have a ready tool for conveying, is getting rid of one of the primary means by which to make your comic meaningful.

It's funny that despite their similarities (preachers playing golf with drifting believers and fretting about their souls), I adore Kevin Huizenga's "Jeepers Jacobs" and really do not enjoy John Updike's RABBIT, RUN. The hinge is that Glen Ganges is nice and Rabbit Angstrom is an ass.