Just had politician canvassing at my door. I asked: “What are your goals?” and “How many millions in a billion?” First question is obviously relevant. The second less so, but often the most telling, as they are handling millions and billions of our dollars.
Once a year I grab some of Washington’s best apples, set aside five hours of my day, and make this bomb Diggity ass SALTED CARAMEL APPLE PIE And to take the Autumn up a notch, serve it with local pumpkin ice cream This year the pie looks terrible, but the flavor is second to none 
I was got GOOD at work Me: [ trying to take employee photo in a busy area] Haha, I’ll do my best, you’re a lot taller than me. Observer: Isn’t everyone? 🤣 BONUS Random guy: Ooh, you get paid enough for her to talk to you like that??
Good One Got Em
ALT: Good One Got Em
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Was gonna have a nice relaxing Saturday, have a friend over, make some bread. But in the last 12 hours he got a third-degree oil burn across his right arm, and a 30-foot tree branch fell on my house. We are both fine, but damn.
It was cool the CEO swung by today to tell me I had done “a GREAT job with [ task ]” It was better when a random old dude was like “Someday… you’ll be 40!” 🤣
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WSDOT Opens Single Occupancy Lanes for Cybertrucks
Dangerously single male Cybertruck drivers now have their own single-occupancy “X Lanes” to quickly connect them from their solitary tech-bro jobs to their empty condos without almost crashing into…
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TheBossRoss 🧶@thebossross.bsky.social · 2w agoWomen knew it. Research proved it. 😉 "The answers were unambiguous: self-centred men who are argumentative, stubborn, disagreeable and unempathetic are much more likely to own a high-status car such as an Audi, BMW or Mercedes."
🎶And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again
WA’s largest tire pile could soon disappear
A court order, funding from Olympia, a business plan to turn old tires into building blocks, even an ethics committee fine. This situation has seen it all.
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“Get off the computer and do my homework” is such a 40-and-up concept
ebisback.bsky.social@ebisback.bsky.social · 2w agoThought this was funny 🤣
I’m not much of a thrill-seeker but bailing on obligations from my job and my ex in the same morning is pretty exhilarating
GTA6 Pre-release Launches on Seattle-area Highways mynorthwest.com/crime-blotte...
4 officers hospitalized after stolen semi-truck rams patrol cars during pursuit through Everett - MyNorthwest.com
Four Everett police officers were hospitalized Thursday after a man driving a stolen semi-truck rammed into patrol cars in an attempt to elude law enforcement.
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Don’t let the argument against these changes live in people’s minds and be the final word. Mass transit benefits everyone!
The Urbanist@theurbanist.org · 4w agoBus travel times are up to three times faster along a troublesome stretch of Denny Way after SDOT installed red bus lanes all the way to I-5. On Tuesday, Mayor Katie Wilson joined transit fans for a reprise of last year's 'Race the L8'. Story: www.theurbanist.org/metro-prevai...
Trump Admin Unveils Femicide- Based Healthcare Plan for Women
DarkSideRahb @darksiderahb.bsky.social · 4w agoThe only treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is an abortion, which is why it's fucking healthcare. I wish ultra-maha morons would understand this and worry as much about living, breathing women as they worry about a fetus that will never survive the pregnancy. www.propublica.org/article/ecto...
* aggressively trying to shoehorn a local band reference into a serious topic *
El Jefe Gone Dark Security@eljefe.social · last mo.Seattle: we must not let these death cabs run on our streets.
@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social The Chocolate Man in Lake Forest Park made this life-size Jimothy out of pure chocolate!
Foood projects of late photo dump! Alt text for each. Cobbler was made today!
When the AQI is “very good” for your area but a red-orange sun rises above the haze
Hmm Suspect Fry Futurama
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@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social I work in a corporate office. Wore this to work today and people just lost their minds over it. 🤣 EVERYONE loves Jimothy!
🎶Millions of peaches Peaches for me And now I’m trying to find a good recipe for cobbler with a crumble topping that doesn’t suck 
John Carpenter‘s The Thing is a much more powerful, curious, and titillating who-done-it than Knives Out. I will not be taking questions at this time
I think that the people who review things like cauliflower hash browns and yolkless egg bites have gone so long without eating normal food that they have lost their frame of reference for what constitutes "good"
From today’s “are you fucking kidding me” file: 1 There’s a Snapchat account called Sufjan AI, and there’s no one I would less like to be friends with 2 Jimothy door hinges?! Damn Etsy, you really are on it 
11/10 commentary. Will the Mariners’ “Jimothy Night” top this?
Squirrel on the field evades ENTIRE GROUNDS CREW in Detroit! 🐿️🤯
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I completed what I would consider my first “real painting.” It’s a photograph I took of Waikiki Beach, converted into a paint by numbers as a base. I’ve been picking at it changing colors and adding things for a couple months now. It’ll never be “done,” but I have it in my office at work now :)
It’s very important you understand that Jimothy is to Seattle what Lil’ Sebastian is to Pawnee
Not that anyone remembers, but a few months ago I posted a video of an unidentified animal lumbering across our front lawn at night. It was like a raccoon, but definitely not shaped like one. Too round and a short tail. No one was able to ID it, but consensus held it was likely a raccoon. 1/2
