DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women — theonion.com/doj-launches...
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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Good is not a thing you are, it's a thing you do. DC Court Calendar: https://t.ly/gB3dR
Breaking: The Trump-aligned FCC is planning to file paperwork as early as this afternoon that will challenge Disney's eight licenses for its eight ABC stations. The early-renewal move would be a major escalation by Brendan Carr and would be widely seen as retaliation over Jimmy Kimmel cnn.it/41XdjH1
Breaking: In what would be an extraordinary move by the federal government, the FCC is preparing to order an early review of Disney's eight ABC station licenses. Details down below...
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Just in: Another Jan. 6 defendant pardoned by Trump has agreed to plead guilty to charges of child sexual abuse. David Daniel, who earlier pleaded guilty to assaulting police on Jan. 6, is now pleading to federal child pornography charges. One victim was under 12 years old.
Another Jan6er confesses that, in addition to being a Trump goon on January 6, he's also a pedophile. Via @tomdreisbach.bsky.social. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Today, we’re excited to introduce Attie, currently as an invite-only closed beta. Attie is the first agentic social app on atproto. It’s something completely new — an experiment in making building on the protocol more accessible.
The Future of AI Should Serve People, Not Platforms
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“.. US government officials and Wall Street analysts are starting to consider the prospect that oil prices might surge to an unprecedented $200 a barrel.” @bloomberg.com ⛽️ www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology has more All-In podcast hosts than professors
‘Pokémon Go’ players unknowingly trained delivery robots with 30 billion images | Popular Science Mar 13, 2026 www.popsci.com/technology/p...
‘Pokémon Go’ players unknowingly trained delivery robots with 30 billion images
The massive crowdsourcing effort could use real-world to help robots deliver pizza.
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J6er Jenna Ryan who famously said "they won't give me jail because I'm white & blond" (she got 60 days) and is still fighting 5 years later to get the judgment overturned, had her civil suit for wrongful prosecution & prosecutorial misconduct dismissed today.
Scientists at Cortical Labs have trained lab-grown human brain cells to play the video game Doom. Their system, CL1, uses about 200,000 neurons grown on a microchip that receive game signals and learn through feedback.
Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO. More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
A New Chapter for Bluesky - Bluesky
After several intense and incredible years building Bluesky from the ground up, I've decided to step back as CEO and transition to a new role as Bluesky's Chief Innovation Officer.
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Polymarket and Kalshi gamifying war and death seems pretty sociopathic to me and the idea of insiders betting on Iran strikes is appalling. But there’s real security risk is sending these price signals too. Seriously, just stop. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Polymarket and Kalshi’s Iran War Wagers Are Ghoulish — and Troubling
As bad behavior in finance goes, the idea of insiders betting on the US and Israel attacking Iran is about as appalling as it gets. Cashing in on death and destruction across the Middle East — or anyw...
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Neguse is walking Noem through her false testimony yesterday that her $220M propaganda campaign was competitively bid. He's reading right from no-bid justification. 4 companies were given the bid. Neguse: Where is it HQed? Noem: I don't know. Neguse: We don't know either. We tried to find it.
After assuring his Trump-appointed judge that he fully understands the pitfalls of proceeding pro se & the possibility of losing, J6 Proud Boy Zach Rehl has been granted leave to file a Motion for New Trial based on the star witness recanting his testimony. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
JUST IN: A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted by a Florida jury of sexually abusing children, including an 11-year-old. Per police, Andrew Paul Johnson tried to bribe one of his victims by promising to share expected Jan. 6 restitution money from the Trump admin.
We updated the story after Mr. Heraskevych said he will wear the helmet in training Wednesday and competition Thursday and Friday, the directive be damned. “I see the faces on this helmet, and I will not betray them.” (👋 from the Winter Olympics in Cortina, Italy!)
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 6mo agoThe Ukrainian athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych cannot wear a helmet featuring images of his countrymen who were killed in the war with Russia, Olympic officials said. They said he defied a ban on political speech and allowed a black armband instead. nyti.ms/3OaGanu
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal — theonion.com/barstool-spo...
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would soon launch Confluences, a literary journal featuring book revie...
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) — theonion.com/terrified-co...
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
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In case you missed it, our director's annual letter came out during the holidays. It's a good read and shows just how impactful your contributions can be. We're building a better legal system, one day at a time, and your support really helps! free.law/fundraiser/2...
Our 2025 Director's Letter
In 2025, we launched revolutionary tools, earned major awards, grew our team, and reached historic milestones. Here's how your support made it possible.
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In his 3rd day as a fugitive, Taylor Taranto is still webcasting, this time from a quiet indoor environment, as opposed to his van or a restaurant. Despite it being his decision to go on the run instead of spending the holidays at home, it's always somebody else's fault in MAGAtville.
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
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The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 8mo agoSec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
Another pardoned J6er in legal trouble not covered by the pardon, for an all-too-familiar charge. Kyle Colton sentenced today to 6.66 years of incarceration followed by 5 years of supervised release for receipt of CSAM. lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Trump's pardon fails to save Jan. 6 defendant convicted of receiving child pornography
Through 6.5 hours of proceedings on Tuesday, the government largely did the talking, with the defense eschewing both an opening statement and a closing argument.
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