Sex so good odi et amo. quare id faciam fortasse requiris? nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
NotchbackFiero@notchbackfiero.bsky.social · yesterdaySex so good that Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him - Oceans are now battlefields
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
Willie Nelson has endorsed James Talarico for U.S. Senate: "He's a good man who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote, and vote for James Talarico."
Man, my punctuality has really taken a hit since they put me in charge
![Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia2bf2xxisooyebdz5dhcagzlu2dmwatby3jjhkpug2ufgmkd4jra)
I need a team of psychologists to study what the hell is wrong with the Intel Officer corps
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d agoGreene-Placentia's opponent's campaign site (he's the current incumbent):
You really want to piss off the Animaniacs? They’ve got bologna in their slacks for Christ sakes
Ray Pride@raypride.bsky.social · 3d ago“Workers change the sign on the Warner Bros. water tower to say ‘A Skydance Corporation’ on Tuesday” GETTY IMAGES
Rock me sexy Jesus
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Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 4d agoGabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
I haven't done any research on this, but I'm pretty sure this sentence has never existed in the world until this moment.
assbutt@nasboat.org · 5d agoKent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
How much money are they throwing at Angela Paxton to make those ads
My "Bond markets functioning in orderly manner" shirt....
Mohamed A. El-Erian@elerianm.bsky.social · last wk.The IMF issuing a statement to reassure the public that bond markets are "functioning in an orderly manner" is highly unusual—and risks raising more questions than it answers. #economy #markets #bonds #yields
Somebody totally misread The Diary of Anne Frank
James Hell Brooks@kleinman.bsky.social · last wk.Also, Trevor Lee of Utah, you are the Median Republican Elected Official Of The Week
The priority bonuses are for 11B and 11C. I'm sure that fine.
When the TX National Giard retention rate is barely clearing 50%, you know things aren't going well.
Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)
I came of age with Battle Toads and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles.
Retro Blast 👻@retroblastpod.com · last wk.What's the single most frustrating moment you've ever experienced in a video game? And I mean FRUSTRATING. A true controller (or M&K) breaking moment for you. SHARE YOUR PAIN!
He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.this Pete Hegseth speech is indistinguishable from parody. words fail to describe the absurdity. here he's talking about governors coming to the Pentagon to grovel to him and Trump so they can be rewarded with a new military base