Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Professional baseball man Leody Tavaras
BREAKING: We now have a 57% chance to beat the DC establishment and take back Alaska.
Big news, @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social 😎!
Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 12h agoFormer Patriots WR Stefon Diggs is set to sign with the Commanders, sources say. With an offseason at full health, Diggs is ready to hit the ground running as a key weapon for Jayden Daniels in Year 3. The QB-friendly WR should help.
On this day in 1985, Kate Bush released “Running Up That Hill" - the lead single from her fifth studio album “Hounds of Love”
BREAKING: The president today announced a 50% cut in the NASA research budget, because, “they can only see the moon and stars at night, so, why does anyone work there during the day?”
People still don't get this crucial point, I think
Snowden St.@snowden.st · 2y ago*rubs temple* DSA is not a political party. DSA is an activist network. The reason why DSA fails the “party discipline” standard is because it isn’t one. There are also people w/in DSA, for example, who think the Democratic Party is the only reasonable vehicle for power.
Senate to confirm a rioter sympathizer as AG?? PATHETIC!! Full breakdown — rioter payments, Max Miller, Todd Blanche, Epstein survivors: www.standingourground.us/p/theyre-pay...
They're paying the rioters. They're protecting the abusers. And nobody's stopping them.
A typical week for the Republican Party
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They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to get that baking soda lava and food coloring out of your comforter once the stain sets in.
Slate@slate.com · 2d agoDear How to Do It: My girlfriend and I planned an experiment in bed. Now we both feel incredibly sorry. slate.trib.al/YRUFQTr
Ignore the people who tell you what you're supposed to listen to. Explore every genre, trust your own ears, and never apologize for loving the music that moves you. Turns out that "devil's music" my dad warned me about became the soundtrack of my life. 🤣🤘🎶
Some things I'll be monitoring: Who of Blaze, Basallo, Helsley and Felix return this season, what do they provide and how confident can we be about them going into next year? What does the timeline look like for the top pitching prospects (Eyanson, Dzierwa, Hunter, Forret, LDL, German, Bateman)?
Guy who has presided over a .471 win percentage since Opening Day 2025: the number one goal is that we sustain what we have going right now for years to come
Andy Kostka@afkostka.bsky.social · 2d agoMike Elias said the Orioles "have a lot more talent in our organization" based on the moves made today, such as trading away Adley Rutschman. "I really believe this was the right move ... with the goal of sustaining a high-caliber level of play over many seasons."
Fair play, it's a really strong haul back for Rutschman that. Just hard to get excited by high ranking prospects though, as we had the most of these in all of baseball for the last several years & it's got us nowhere. 🤷♂️
In good news, at least when I visit the Yards in September there won't be a queue at Boog's...
Went from “we’re going for it” to trading the franchise catcher in division in a month there aren’t words to describe what this is
I've been a ride or die with the #Orioles since '92. Sometimes I wish I could be traded to a new team.
Eutaw Street Report@eutawstreport.bsky.social · 3d agoIt would appear Mike did it. Even if Boston backs out and saves him, the stink of this should stain him forever. Eternal shame.
