Don’t drive distracted!!!!!

You wouldn’t call Liza Minnelli a nepo baby

#FreeFootFriday #FootSky

pouring an airplane-size bottle of Disaronno velvet cream liquor into some hot chocolate and renting a Todd Haynes movie

ok chat, it’s been a minute but i need help, what’s a movie that says “i could be in las vegas having an affair with my ex right now but i’m being the better person”

We called it mansplaining when penis gallery was *right there*

AMC Stubs but for hotels to have sex in

🎶All I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫🔫 And-a Hawk-Tua And spit on that thang🎶

So like…5pm?

░B░I░O░M░E░I░N░P░ U░S░S░Y░

tired: Lily Allen foot collab wired: getting @eve6.bsky.social to notice me

Millennial sylvia plath sticking her head in a air fryer

have I posted this one before? #footsky

feeling precarious af

…no offense to Octavia Butler but it’s not hard to look up the dates of future elections…

Being Reese@beingreese.bsky.social · 2y ago

Octavia Butler being a time traveler or seer, will forever be a hill I'm willing to die on, because there's just no way. Parable of The Sower was published in 1993. Look at this date. #BlackBookSky #BookSky

what if they made a stomach that didnt hurt

out of town and missing all the people i usually kiss, in town

when I’m not dressed like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob I freak out

How you act when the printer quits working is the real you

It’s feet Friday so here are some toes up close 😘 #FootSky

showering in the dark to make shaving more exciting

sent home early from work for being too sad fr

Make a bitch go

dillo saint dillo@dillo.media · 2y ago

HANG THE ELEPHANT MUST HANG THE ELEPHANT MUST HANG

no one better put me in a starter pack I stg

I can’t tell you what I’m listening to, you’d fall in love with me

It’s spelled “liquefy” but some of y'all aren’t ready to hear that

I’m not a personal trainer, I’m a backend developer

psa don’t put clove oil on your butt

sleater abbot kinney 👣@shambolina.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cursed object

Cursed object