got an email and it’s all YOU NEED THESE THREE SWEATERS DIVA THEY ARE ESSENTIAL FOR YOUR HAPPINESS AND WE ARE HOT ON THE TREND BUY BUY BUY and it’s literally jus the most muted noncommittal brown sweater, blue sweater, abd striped brown and blue sweater
I was swinging my empty coffee cup and it flew out of my hand and shattered everywhere and everyone saw and I swear it has nothing to do with the bag of popcorn the gave us for employee appreciation week
@phlebotanist.bsky.social big huge wet happy birthday to you!!!!
I’m wondering…dc pride is June 12 2027…. Dc meet up… gay weekend… something to think about
Locking in some weekend streams (Locktober hullo) so I actually do them! Come hold me accountable! I'll be testing out some new spells (commands)! 🎮 twitch.tv/tmylesc
evil pain sickness hate struggle fill this world and life BUT when I look down at my dogs splayed out on my chest snoring or staring at me I know this is the Best Timeline and everything IS been worth this and I am overwhelmed with cosmic divine eternal love and gratitude is that ok
Fuck I forgot Breathe Carolina FUCK
shaney@shaneybeee.bsky.social · 3d agoI also meant to do this before but I forgot
I also meant to do this before but I forgot
C a r m e n@heycarmenok.bsky.social · 4d agoI meant to do this before but I forgot!!!! This is me!!!!!
strained my hole a little bit doing squats but the day moves on
woke my dogs up early by listening to Gay Loud Music while I get ready for the gym and they are PISST
Oh no I spilled meat sauce all over my tits and if I move it’ll spill all over cause I was laying down when I spilled so someone better come eat this chunky beefy meat sauce off MY chunky beefy meat tits I’m so helpless stuck under all this meat sauce I’ll just squirm and moan like a meat boy
Working on the varillu comic today you know what that means 😈
@alexisdotgov.bsky.social happy birthday diva mama gagged boots! One time in stream you said I was a bitch who shits and I had to google what they meant and when I came back you were saying “uh oh I think it was too much” but my heart was saying “she sees me she really sees me” HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Spooky nails for spooky month (Omg my hair is such a mess I just woke up dont even comment on my cute bed head messy hair u guys STAWP ITT)
Virile frat boy nut, like seed, like ejaculate, like jizz, like sperm
shaney@shaneybeee.bsky.social · last wk.The number of frat boys that yelled MUSTACHE MAN on the way home was STAGGERING ita like if you recognize this mustache then paint it with your virile frat boy but or gtfo WHAT IM WILD IM YOUNG AND IM FREE PT 1
The number of frat boys that yelled MUSTACHE MAN on the way home was STAGGERING ita like if you recognize this mustache then paint it with your virile frat boy but or gtfo WHAT IM WILD IM YOUNG AND IM FREE PT 1
