Jerelle

@shankhead.bsky.social

I was born during an experiment called the ‘Great Society.” It wasn’t just sloganeering or empty promises. It was flawed, problematic, and entirely human. It was REAL, and it was genuinely aspirational—You felt part OF IT, not held hostage BY IT!

Totally agree! I always do my part and encourage others to do so as well. Just a reminder for those of us who might have changed our names recently: double check that you’re registered with the right name! I had updated my registration but there was an error and my clerk had to fix it!

Just a reminder that—despite all the fucking deafening WHITE NOISE our president generates each and every day he’s in office, there remain some PRETTY IMPORTANT issues he goes out of his way NOT TO TALK ABOUT

The President of the United States is a Felonious Liar.

An object lesson for those aspiring to be an Apex Asshole: “I won with a score of 70, and am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, because I’m focused on assholiness. It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t! President DONALD J. TRUMP 🙄

PITY ME: I’m really fucking old, so it’s hilarious to me that republican rat-scurriers are again so desperate they’re calling smart people COMMUNISTS!!?! 🤣🙄 We ALL may never work in this town again!!! Welcome back to the future! 😉

Everytime you think ‘that fucking American President is a malignant fucking asshole,’ you can also be grateful because you’re not smelling him IRL

Yes. I am publicly declaring—right here; right now—that I will kill myself if my net worth suddenly plunges below half a $ trillion Kinda like: what’s the point, right?

I taught public school for shit money and it was the hardest fucking job I have ever had! One of my old middle school kids contacted me today and told me how much my classes meant to him and how he is a now a lawyer and aspiring politician. So: Fuck all the hate and just keep doing YOUR GOOD.

Hey MICHIGANDERS! I was once one of you and Senator Peters was always a strong advocate for me, as a working-class public servant. Please honor that legacy and vote accordingly!

President Trump really likes to say the phrase ‘One thing I CAN tell you is…’ Then he fucking lies. Always. Every time. Poker players call it a “tell.”