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Got the potato one of those puzzle toys where you put treats behind little doors. Asshole proceeds to sequentially open only the doors with treats, eat them all one at a time, then *closed all the fucking doors* and looked at me like what the hell was the point of that then.

Disney hit me up I have some ideas

Still obsessed with this weirdo shit.

Being bored by Marvel movies doesn't make me smarter than you. I am smarter than you but that's not why.

Popular thing that everyone likes is stupid, actually. You should feel bad for liking it.

Satan is like hold on Mitch, I'm getting another call

Thought the night would be cool enough out that the wasps might be dormant so I could do a little sneaky mass murder. It wasn't and they weren't. Expecting a knock at the door and it'll be ten thousand wasps in a trench coat like COME OUT WE JUST WANT TO TALK.

Wish I'd saved the 1up blog where I said it's impossible to put a camera in glasses without looking like a pervert Elvis Costello cosplayer cus I did not expect that to be the one wisecrack that'd be super relevant twenty years later.

You can fault Magneto for calling his guys the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants but you know damn well if he had like The Party of Evil Queers there'd be a line out the door for that shit.

Okay.

Was just playing a modded twilight zone table at this bar in reno and it has @davidhellman.bsky.social's little braid guy running around on the animated backboard for some reason.

Love that orcas are wearing dead salmon on their heads again. I hope that one diehard that never stopped is like see, I told you it was cool. And then she eBays her jncos except they're dead fish.

The eternal war of bisexuality and autism

I'm too lazy to photoshop stuff right now so just imagine an evangelion stomping on this thing

I try to follow UK politics sometimes but it's generally easier to just assume that at any given time it's jointly ruled by Chuckie Egg and an actual draugr.

This will always be They Live, with Keith David as the lone human just so we get a ten minute long alley brawl with Kermit. Bonus points for Dr Teeth interrupting TV broadcasts and Miss Piggy in Meg Foster's role.

just chase ✈️ MC Amsterdam@manacurves.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hellraiser. Doug Bradley is still Pinhead. Everybody else? Muppets.

chasing a wasp around the house with an electric flyswatter like

Have a friend who never did much anime, so I suggested evangelion. They finally got through it like, okay that was brilliant but maybe something a little less bleak and child torture-y next time? So I recommended Madoka.

Feeling fine.

Gonna try this thing on a corgi

My new supervillain plan is to isolate the saliva of those ticks that make you allergic to meat and shoot people with blow darts.

"I wish to be sexually obliterated."

Sharkey 🦈@sharkey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Tickled fuckin stupid by the wikipedia article for hankie code

Tickled fuckin stupid by the wikipedia article for hankie code

Speaking from an isolated, malfunctioning tin can stuck in a hostile environment, I bet the Iron Lung guy would have been fine if he brought a corgi with.

my minecraft tardis is bi

I love this movie but I don't see what's so queer about it, I say while frantically slapping trash bags over the windows of another stolen motor home.

ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 2mo ago

NEAR DARK (1987, Kathryn Bigelow)

I think it's time we normalize wearing helmets. Not for safety, but so you can dramatically take it off and hold it under your arm before speaking.

Not gonna lie, I'm tickled stupid when I've got a clean shave and a hat and the regular bartender cards me before doing a double take.

"Scurvy causes scar tissue to break down and old wounds to reopen" I would just collapse into a pile of cubed meat like that dude in the Resident Evil laser hallway.