The JCPenney cuck chair is out of order.
Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat.bsky.social · 3d agobig fan of the cuck bench at rainbow beach
Capt. Jack Sharrow
@sharrows.bsky.social
We are all we’ve got. We are all we need. ✊🏽 Community Organizer 🚲 @cyclingxsolidarity
Lakeshore Drive Slut@shredded-teat.bsky.social · 3d agoSummer train beer on the way to the airport hits hardddd 🔥🔥🔥
I’m eating pizza you’ve never heard of with toppings you can’t comprehend.
Capt. Jack Sharrow@sharrows.bsky.social · last wk.Tonight is the TMNT x bike riding crossover I didn’t know I needed in my life. 🐢 🚲 #BikeChi
& Juliet is a masterpiece and my Chicago peeps need to run, not walk to catch it while it’s in town. Spoiler alert: multiple bikes featured!! 😍🥰
Transit to both airports. Transit to both ballparks. Best city in the world. 💯
#BikeChi join us for a glorious bonfire to celebrate 5yrs of Riding Bikes and Spreading Joy!! cxs-anniversary.eventbrite.com
Is 2 home runs and 4 runs in the first inning bad? I don’t watch ball match a lot. For context, I’m wearing my Tigers gear. Wife is in Cubs gear.
Whenever I find myself waiting for someone outside, I try to find a bike rack bc if I’m chilling anyways, lemme put some eyes on bikes for my homies. That’s solidarity. ✊🏽🫶🏽
The amount of guys at the grocery store watching the soccer game on their phone at full volume was criminal. I hope they wrecked their cybertruck on the way home. @shredded-teat.bsky.social you won’t be surprised it was the Roosevelt jewel
What’s the feeling that’s the complete opposite of someone stealing stuff off your bike bc that’s how it felt coming back to my bike and finding the best stickers in the land on my bike 🥰🥰🥰 @chicagobikesox.com
Haircut at my cousins new spot, Broadway closed to cars means extra VIP parking, shoot all of this straight into my veins. 🤤🥰😻
Hired a private chauffeur to see me to my train to the airport. Anyone have recommendations for sightseeing in DC??? 🤡
The amount of ppl I’ve seen with umbrellas getting absolutely demolished these past two days. Like bruh.
Imagine if any part of lakeshore drive looked like this how fast the city would fix it for drivers 🙄
Happy Traffic Calming Fire Hydrant season to all who celebrate!!! I passed one in Pilsen yesterday and it looked like a block party with tons of kids playing in the street. Love to see them.
Thinking maybe me and the Mrs should renew our vows this year for our 10 year anniversary. I won’t tell yall the date, just keep an eye on the Sears tower.
@chicagocta.bsky.social Protected bus lanes for these on every major street you cowards
chap@chap.bsky.social · last mo.also
Illinois has the gayest transit 🏳️🌈
Capt. Jack Sharrow@sharrows.bsky.social · last mo.Current vibes on Broadway 🏳️🌈
Fresh off our 2nd Street Vendor Bike Tour Ride, our sticker spotted in the wild. It warms my cold dead heart that the #BikeChi community has embraced this bike meets mutual aid force for good. We are all we got. We are all we need. ✊🏽
Got a flat at the end of Mass. Didn’t have tools to remove the rear tire. Patches failed. Managed to hobble to my cargo bike that was waiting for me outside my bike shop and tow my bike home. The toughest people I know ride bikes and get it done somehow someway. Today is another day to ride. 💪🏽🫡
Gotham vibes from the VIP section at Northerly Island for Martin Garrix 😎
Doing some light reading while visiting the in-laws 🙏🏽
Chicago third places means I don’t have to be in a bar or restaurant or participate in capitalism to have a lovely evening away from home. 🇲🇽
Capt. Jack Sharrow@sharrows.bsky.social · 2mo agoHere’s how it should look 100% of the time.