Something the lame woke liberal agenda won’t tell you: coco pebbles are better that coco krispies! You blue haired freaks don’t know the first thing about chocolate flavored children cereal! SAD!
Shawn Hanscom
@shawnhanscom.bsky.social
Co creator of Broom Ghost Likes: video games Dislikes: Ivan Ooze
What’s going to happen to Benson Boone when he can’t do a backflip anymore? I’m worried about him.
If you watched any of the 1000 angle videos of Renee Good being shot by an ice agent and your conclusion is that she was trying to hit them with her car, I think you are a stupid person. If you think there is any justification for the outcome, I think you are a complete and total idiot.
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
Hating on poor people for needing government assistance won’t fix your hairline buddy.
I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest. I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking. It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
Dear universe, it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good. Thanks! Your pal, Shawn
100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.
When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.
Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.
If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.
When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.
My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive
No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.
Ninja Sex Party@nspband.bsky.social · last yr.33 DAYS UNTIL THE PURE ELEGANCE TOUR
I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!
Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.
Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.
A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.
Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!
There is not a single problem that can’t be solved by getting yourself some chicken tikka masala.
First inclusion loaf on my sourdough journey. Didn’t rise as much as I’d like, but the flavor is amazing. Jalapeño cheddar!
@conepines.bsky.social has been teaching me how to make sour dough. This is the first loaf I have tried to make, with lots of help! One hour before we can cut into it!
