Hot girls always have to go to settings to activate Windows
Gorg W. Bush-Tender
@shelbo7.bsky.social
The W stands for Worm She/Her Opinions are my own
bitch you thought we’d stop?! you already know we kept it GOIN’! getting hella COIN! walkin’ by, see you hella POINTIN’! TAWKIN’ TAWKIN’ TAWKIN’ TAWKIN’ TAWKIN’—BITCH YOU HELLA ANNOYING! SLEEPIN’ SLEEPIN’ SLEEPIN’ ON ME BISH?! you so MELATONIN!
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Every time one of those “tankinis are so back” videos come on my fyp im going and adding an ever smaller bikini to my cart to even it out
Well I have a bisexual mind, I see things bisexually
Im genuinely so worried for the people taking those tanning peptides because they’re surely about to develop a form of melanoma never before seen
I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change
Stop trying to get me to see the sex purge movie I won’t do it!!!!
There are oomfs everywhere for those with eyes to see..
So full of gas today they’re calling me the Hindenburg
For many, there is a time before Diet Coke, BDC, and a time after Diet Coke, ADC
Hey bestie!!!! Wanna hang out and throw rocks from a glass house? 🥳🥳🥳 And maybe even beat a dead horse for a bit more? 👀🥰😻😏
Hair slicked back into a low pony yes it’s giving founding father
Husband gone for the night should I make spaghetti (my life long hyperfixation meal), nachos (my fatty fat craving), or just get taco time … hmmmm
Not liking Magdalena bay a literal red flag in taste for me
When my phone kinda scrolls on its own a little bit… like ok girlie 😍 what did you wanna see??
You take a little bite of the skinny dipped dark chocolate pb cup and then you take a little sip of your coffee and it’s just good
