When a dom top breeder bro talks, I sit my ass down and listen. 🤐
giacomo
@booternextdoor.bsky.social
Bsky’s premiere non-binary shitposting amphibian #YASS 😻😻 they/them ONLY • exclusively partnered 👯 My interests include but are not limited to: pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy! Please do not take anything I say seriously
When Costco doesn’t have the lesser evil popcorn so I gotta be destitute and get skinny pop like tf I look like?
Uhm why would I bet my bottom’s dollar? The top 🔝 is supposed to handle all money related issues 🙄
Sometimes you gotta read the crazy reply giacomo left under your post, drop a like and keep it pushing
Need them to make a Doritos flavor that tastes just like a sweaty, yeasty ballsack 😏
NEVER trust a man who wears briefs, cuz he’s gonna wanna fuck and keep it brief 🤥
This breakfast burrito so good it makes me wanna gape 😏😏😏 should I? 😻🥳🥰
As I’ve gotten older I finally feel comfortable saying magic the gathering kind of boring asf like you want me to read two paragraphs on EVERY FUCKING CARD????
I drop some of my best work in the time the skyline dead asf so no one sees it but that’s the price of being an artist you’re not always appreciated in your time
Charli saying gemini switching sides is about going from one dick sucking bitch to the next
“Yea maybe on Opposite Day 🤭” one of the cleanest ends of all time let’s bring that back
There’s no nonbinary dancing emoji like what the fuck Apple
A freshly shaved fussy makes me feel so fish and face-fuckable
Being a reply guy is totally a fine brand to claim, just make sure you have a point of view and you have interesting things to say instead of regurgitating 3 phrases ad nauseam
There’s no faster way to earn a mute than to be woe is me 24 fucking 7