Hello! Any chance anyone in London has a drum kit that could be borrowed next weekend for a gig in the Streatham Hill/Brixton area? There’s been a last minute change of plan to a gig that requires drums
top tip for any fascists: similar to post halloween, currently all of your favourite merch is available on discount right now in all good supermarkets. going to patriotically beat up my wife tonight on a discount!
had to ask boyfriend whether the next game would potentially be against france because it would be beautiful to beat norway and then get killed by france as a poetic homage to 1066
we are deep into provincial France and the table next to us are bellowing "you can shove your longboats up your arse"
at the beginning of the match my partner said “they’re doing a minutes silence for ann widdecombe” and i 100% believed him
tuchel’s post match interview rn is so indian dad coded it’s unreal “oh ok you got an a? where’s the a*? next doors kid got in to oxford 3 years early. you piece of shit”
basically just quite miffed about my pub experience this eve. in an irish pub in dalston which was majority white. a woman sat down next to me and then gestured to me to scoot, while elbowing me further to bring more people
it feels homophobic for north london to be shut down with straight pride on today, the eve of london pride month. the victoria line is the most chaotic mix of gays going south to hoopla and straights going north to the arsenal parade. @london.gov.uk you should do something uncle
the ai model this company is using for their ads has trained their data on paddy ashdown
my favourite revelation of this specific polling day is seeing random faces i know from politics and the media but haven’t really paid attention to in a few years and realised just how much mounjaro they’ve been downing in the last year. no like fair play to you but also its low key a bit bait
I am doing research and looking to speak to people with personal experience of the following: - pre nups - deed of trusts - cohabitation - getting in to a relationship after a divorce If this sounds like you then please please drop me a DM as I would love to have a confidential conversation!
rishi sunak feels so ai generated. like he’s so dead behind the eyes i saw a video of him just now and assumed it was a deepfake but then realised i haven’t seen him in a while and he just looks like that
the indian/diaspora divide currently most well summed up by the dominant media in our feeds: india is deep in dhurandhar 2, a toxic male propaganda film. south asian diaspora shouting about bait, a nuanced satire on film with moving storytelling about racism.
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
a little bit of observational content gor you this morning: i feel like whole meal farmhouse bread has died a death? who remembers wholemeal farmhouse. the sourdough sun comes and infests our proud british bread aisle
there’s an entire genre of rishi sunak ai slop for indian immigrants you’re all missing out on
don’t worry india has a….certain skill….in making bill gates attend events he has not in the room for. or even, aware is happening.
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 6mo agoBill Gates has pulled out of a keynote speech at a high-profile global AI summit in India, as the Gates Foundation continues to manage the fallout from its chair’s interactions with Jeffrey Epstein. ft.trib.al/emWEbGv
i’ve been saying from the start that a king charles praying with the pope was going to lead us to disaster
a good bosh guy and evil bosh guy suggests a lib dem bosh guy: he shouts bosh after eating food by ukrainian refugees and then immediately agrees to benefit sanctions
if i buy 500 communion wafers does anyone have any recipe ideas for what i can make with 499 communion wafers
“this is my marry me chicken. these are my cuddle me lentils” ok thanks here’s a portion of my haemorrhoid inducing beef