This is the funniest film concept for a lot of reasons, one of which is that it seems to give no consideration to the newfound social premium on bisexuality.
i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
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This is the funniest film concept for a lot of reasons, one of which is that it seems to give no consideration to the newfound social premium on bisexuality.
i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
"Thoughtfully curated" oh the OpenAI burn is palpable lol
Disney said on Wednesday that it had reached a global deal with TikTok to allow fan-created short-form videos based on its characters and franchises to appear inside the Disney+ streaming service. The tightly vetted videos will appear in Verts, a Disney+ vertical video feed.
the petulance of maga still manages to shock me. everything is just a toy for them to break. even the moon.
NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
[watching my house burn down around me] I WILL TRAIN MY RUG TO FLY AND ESCAPE LIKE ALADDIN JUST WATCH [Kalshi odds that I will succeed jump 15 points]
$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
the opposite of whatever Jim Cramer says is true so wow can't believe Jim Cramer just said elon musk has a tiny baby brain
Jim Cramer just now on Elon Musk and why you should buy SpaceX: “Because our minds are small and his mind is big.”
I routinely meet 16 year old chihuahuas now. This is truly the greatest time to be alive so far.
the whole 'nothing has gotten better' discourse is of course fucking stupid in a million ways, but I just wanted to note that average dog lifespan in the United States has increased by two years since 2000.
I demand that Nintendo release the OoT remake the day before the midterms so I can cocoon myself for the necessary amount of time
It's going to be a long night in November.
liberals (scolding, radical, unelectable): people should be able to see a doctor and not suffer in death camps conservatives (gregarious, sensible, deserving): you don't need to wipe if your shits are orgasmic enough
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
huh it's almost like odysseus is a man haunted by the gap between his words and his actions. but why would anyone depict that
This passage makes me want to just log off and throw my phone in the river. The discourse on this has officially reached its end
booted up metroid dread for the first time since it came out and the level of characterization for Samus is night and day against Prime 4. that said (and i know i'm probably in the minority here), it makes me appreciate the slower pace of the prime games. you get to soak in the atmosphere more.
morbidly wondering if we'll ever reach a situation where green energy companies start paying enough lobbyist money to lure republican officials away from oil/gas and they start selling a revisionist history about how "trump did more than any president to trigger the green energy revolution"
Absolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West
been thinking for a while that I should experience Mouthwashing. who agrees
[guy wearing a full suit and expensive sunglasses, staring too long at the red pepper hummus in his hand] so this is how you buy the dip. I might have never known
Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
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Dr Oz: "This is corruption on the underlying system ... when everyone is doing it, that's a real pathology. Bc if you're not part of the corrupt system, you're a fool. When I'm lying to you & you know I'm lying & I know that you know that I'm lying, & on & on & on, that's how countries collapse."
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
so great how we invented technologies that allow people to indulge their basest prejudices easily and repeatedly. what could go wrong
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Anywhere else he'd be a 10 and "anywhere else" is Radiohead's discography.
28. I’m ✨very✨ into music - to an unusual degree. I keep a spreadsheet of every album I’ve heard (~5k) with grades & notes. I’m also friends with several famous rock critics. I’ll play anything but if you want a sense of my taste: Ryan Gosling’s “I’m Just Ken” is better than every Radiohead song.
Historically, "scandalous" fashion is basically Bugs and Daffy repeatedly pulling papers that alternate between edgy and cringe.
something fun i learned recently is that scandalous sheer outfits have been going in and out of style in western fashion for centuries. big part of early regency fashion for ex
Much as I would love for maga to succumb to manosphere infighting, the Tate brothers are clearly sweating and trying to pressure Trump into helping them somehow. Them going to jail will have no more effect on Republican politics than Charlie Kirk's death. This is posturing.
Celebrate AOC's beautiful path to the 2028 presidency, as proclaimed by Andrew and Tristan Tate's lawyer. 'McBride saw it as a given that MAGA couldn’t afford to lose his clients, writing on Instagram, “AOC will be the next President without the Manosphere and Andrew Tate.” '
Finished Metroid Prime 4. Think it's a fun game to play, like its predecessors. It's beautiful and often haunting and I didn't mind the federation peeps or the cybike. Main beef is just that the story and characters are kind of shallow. The writing didn't evolve enough for a near 20-year lapse.
Rarely do your personal interests intersect in such a beautifully random fashion
I've been around politics discourse long enough now to know that a lot of US political junkies slept thru government 101 class. No actual sense of what Congress *does* or how much maneuvering reps try to squeeze out of their opaque toolsets. It's work where people act within constraints.
i am begging you — including some of you who follow me that i'm seeing in the OP QTs — to actually read what senate democrats are getting out of this and to stop and think for, like, at least 90 seconds, about what *else* you think a minority party *in both chambers* can squeeze out of the majority
thoughtful gifts, personal stories, "my words flow so freely around you" oh tokabi you down bad for samus bruh
Good gag for Beyond to act like it was gonna adopt an open world structure and then go "oops! all metroid"
Trump REALLY wants us to know he met the buff alien. Big moment for him.
Trump having a normal one today
In all this talk about religious exemptions, has anyone really made the case for Christians having a religious obligation to be vaccinated? Because I think there's a strong argument that vaccination embodies the idea of serving others and protecting the vulnerable among us.
NEW: Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, facing ethics inquiries for misconduct, has threatened to strip state scholarships from Catholic schools unless the Church rewrites its vaccine doctrine. It is an unprecedented attack by an American state on the religious liberty of the Catholic Church.
This is so fun but now I want someone to make a version of the odyssey where everyone speaks in metered verse
I have no idea where this #Odyssey promotional video is from, however, this is really cool.
"An ideological war" yeah why don't you clarify the ideology for the class adam
Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right