Nobody should be forced to buy green bell peppers just to get the actually nice ones

Never crossed my mind that herons would be such a regular feature of life in Crumlin.

Might dedicate 2026 to watching films James Stewart's in only. What a guy.

I’ve just signed an Executive Order authorising a few pints for you all this evening. No, not you Donal. No one likes KPMG types.

Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶

writing a theme song for locksmiths and omg so many key changes