4yo got a bloody nose over lunch so apologies if you see a frazzled dad dragging a bloody child around london

i want to shout out @maklelan.bsky.social for this. in a sea of negativity towards the trans community i want to celebrate someone putting in effort

where does a dung beetle guard stand? on doody you’ve been dad joked

[showing up with melted chocolate ice cream all over my face] hey sorry I’m late traffic was so so bad

hello from london. do they call it skeet here too? i should ask

one of the most infuriating things about kids is their tendency to ask opaque questions and doubling down 7yo: dada what are our numbers? me: what? 7yo: OUR NUMBERS

it’s absurd that this terminal at logan doesn’t have a dunkin.

spent $8 on a late exit penalty due to park whiz’ screw up and am about to spend way more than $8 of my time to get it back

at cosmic baseball. they tell me there’s a game going on but it’s been real hard to tell

in the jeopardy wars i fight on the side of gwen

spoiler alert: the “pettiest reason” is him treating trans persons as a joke

Musk rolling all his little money losing companies into one big money losing company like a shitty katamari

Magic the Gathering Presents Secret Lair: Bluesky Sippies, Poster’s strike, and “I prefer mother” screenshots, as card art! The “phone in the pool” skeet could probably find a home as well.

interviewer: i’m looking at your resume and, i’ll be honest, i’m not seeing any writing experience me: true, but if you look i do have access to an infinite number of monkeys

fun thing to do: ask someone their favorite pokemon and, whatever the answer just reply “perv”

cheers bitches

"so when do we add the deer carcass i hit with my car?"

Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d ago

Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

"trumps living rent free in your brain" well yeah like he's president and ruining lives what the hell do you expect?

"still punk" i think to myself as i pop an ibuprofen for the knee i slept on wrong

If you haven’t been following this story it’s wild. UEFA (european football association) has announced they won’t play in any FIFA competitions while FIFA goes forward with their private ownership stakes www.uefa.com/news-media/n...

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 national associations

UEFA and its national associations will not participate in FIFA competitions.

uefa.com

part of my review for today's One Album A Day: "On If Things Were Perfect, I can hear Moby's mouth noise during his speaking parts and that's a star off just for that."

the absurdity of....well EVERYTHING else aside, the absolute conviction these assholes have that ivermectin worked is baffling.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Rep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"

🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇

youth minister: everyones talking about odyssey this and odyssey that, but let me tell you about a real journey that ends in a Revelation

that first season of ted lasso a damn work of art

it’s me if i were a duck and not a platypus

crappy quality but a gif of cove waiting for me to throw the ball

let me check my notes: we are cutting the measles vaccine because it's a conspiracy by big pharma to make more money only for big pharma to come out with new expensive treatments for the easily immunized disease? arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

As US measles cases rise, biotech firms start developing new treatments

The US is making measles great again, so treatment options are needed for the most vulnerable.

arstechnica.com