— susie. 🦖
@shrewdbuster.bsky.social
nice argument. unfortunately, your mother — MDNI. 🔞
* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ・:*:・゚☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・.LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭
* That Flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me! * . . . p-please don't tell her I used the quotations . . . #DELTARUNERP - #MVRP - #RPSKY
on that yaoi cocaine + yaoi fentanyl + yaoi weed + yaoi LSD + yaoi speed + yaoi ecstasy + yaoi ketamine + yaoi heroine + yaoi shrooms + yaoi flakka + yaoi amphetamine
OOC : // She acts all smug abt it sure but she is actually very not chill about the fact that so many other Susies don't like her 💔
📲 >> yeah. yeayeayeayea 📲 >> ok. ok thanks 📲 >> i. uh i need a minute god
> you have every right to be terrified. > if I survive my upcoming battle, I’ll protect you. > which speaking of… I’m heading off. Take care of yourself.
📲 >> ........duuuuude 📲 >> hahahaha ok what the fuck 📲 >> am i next? 📲 >> all the other susies fucking hate me already. 📲 >> what if 📲 >> ......fuck i promised them i wouldn't make shit like this about myself 📲 >> sorry
> Berdly is with them at the hospital > it was another kris. > I only know bc I had a falling out with that kris and I thought I should apologize to them but when I found them they had blood on them.. connected the dots
📲 >> fuckkkk ok. berdy did something right? 📲 >> do whatever you have to man. like 📲 >> i knew everyone here was fuckinb miserable but damn 📲 >> who did this anyway? like what ghe fuck
> yeah its really rough out here > but dont worry! im actually preparing to avenge your friend, haha > im taking this seriously btw just still in shock from seeing blood
📲 >> WHAT 📲 >> dude. 📲 >> i leave them alone for an hour
[ text sent to: nerdy Susie ] > I regret to inform you that your Kris is currently in the hospital.
OOC : // Swap!Kris has literally existed for only an hour and they're already starting fights this is awesome
OOC : // I've shown this Susie being full of herself plenty but I think this is the first time I've made her kinda mean
yeah! kris is awesome! they're my best friend. they, uh ... they help me a lot. ... kinda wonder why all the rest of them are jerks. they say OUR timeline is fucked up? mannn, they're one to talk.
* .. yeah I noticed. * I think it’s nice to see a version of people I care about experience a less miserable time. * I mean in the case of.. Susie.. you. I like your Kris!
i mean. berdly and noelle kind of are? but me and kris are fine. i don't get why it pisses everyone off.
* who knows. Don’t mind them. I think it’s nice you guys aren’t miserable.
yeah. that's exactly what i'm doing. wonder why it pisses them off so much, huh?
* live your best life!
hey just because you guys are sad or whatever doesn't mean everyone else has to be. 🤷♀️ just saying
But your blade, it might be too sharp. I'm like a rubber band, until you pull too hard. ( written by artemis! ) ( swapped with noelle ) [ #MVRP | #DTRP | #DELTARUNERP | #UTRP ]
what? dude??? there are susieling meetings??? what the fuck man you guys didn't invite me
Susie: i'm such a hero of justice. i'm heromoding. i'm gonna slay every single villain with my flaming ax and save everyone (and impress noelle) Noelle's eggy tgirl friend: Hey why does my dialogue tag say that
[ Watching Kris and Berdly do the most awkward and frustrating flirting ever right in front of her ] i'm fujoing out rn