The Aubrey
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this is the correct way to treat women with big round glasses
oeuafrownie.bsky.social@oeuafrownie.bsky.social · 3w ago
having a girlfriend is basically just texting your girlfriend every couple of hours and saying "you're my girlfriend" and then going back to work or whatever
nothing you can do when you're three inches tall and some lady who knows you have a crush on her gets curious and decides you're getting pinned down for a toejob
Everyone used to be all "ohhhh it's rude to take your socks off on planes" up until they started putting seating for tiny passengers under the regular seats
Woman goes to podiatrist. Says her feet are sore all the time. Podiatrist says, "Treatment is simple. There's a footbitch in town named Aubrey. Go see her. That should give you relief." Woman bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Aubrey."
watching my favorite disney movie. beauty and left beef..
Woman who is a bridezilla both figuratively and literally, as in she's incredibly angry and demanding when it comes to making sure her wedding goes well, and also she's actually a 100 foot tall fire breathing lizard woman
Failgirl Sauron putting the majority of her power into a magic ring only to be defeated, and for the ring containing the last sliver of her consciousness to be found by a ditzy hobbit woman who decides to wear it as a toe ring
What did you expeeect? You’ve been staring at them for like, what, half an hour? I know what you are!!!!
Woman goes to podiatrist. Says her feet are sore all the time. Podiatrist says, "Treatment is simple. There's a footbitch in town named Aubrey. Go see her. That should give you relief." Woman bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Aubrey."
Several of these I probably could get really into if I listened to more of their music, but my loser score is saved by not having done that yet
Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 6d agoA giant couple casually discussing whether you count as a person and whether it’s okay that one of them just ate your friend. Even the nice one didn’t blink at her girlfriend ordering you to start licking both of their feet, though.
Mave is forcing me to watch videoe about fnaf lore and this shit makes me wanna tear my hair our
Failgirl Sauron putting the majority of her power into a magic ring only to be defeated, and for the ring containing the last sliver of her consciousness to be found by a ditzy hobbit woman who decides to wear it as a toe ring
What is the practical purpose of stirrups outside of looking cool or appealing to foot perverts?
Phentes@phentes.bsky.social · last wk.🥹
I may not be into vore but Amethyst feet is always worth it
Phentes@phentes.bsky.social · last wk.Heartwarming: Local Artist discovers mid sketch that there's an official sketch of Amethyst that confirms she wears Stirrups!!
Heartwarming: Local Artist discovers mid sketch that there's an official sketch of Amethyst that confirms she wears Stirrups!!
It's really funny that people back in the day were tearing each other apart arguing between Amethyst/Peridot or Lapis/Peridot. Like it's such a sign of how different things were that, in the fandom of one of the most aggressively queer cartoons ever, more people didn't consider polyamory
the next Smash Bros game will feature Aubrey in her series debut