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I find myself watching this new He-Man movie. The most enjoyable parts are when no one is talking.
maybe i'll try watching an episode of this Super Clown Circus cartoon that everyone talks about.
Where’s the Group button? Oh there it is, under a dropdown list. Thanks for adding an extra step to a simple task. @procreate.com
![[Title]:
How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?
[Following panels show a footballer being interviewed in various scenarios]
1
[Making first contact with an alien on another planet]:
Yeh y’know obviously it’s a great to make first contact, we’re here to represent humanity and give it 100 per cent
2
[Chained above the fiery pit of Hell] :
2 Yeh y’know obviously it’s disappointing to be in the fiery pit but you’ve got to look forward
3
[Being devoured by tiny Nanobots in a future dystopia]:
Yeh y’know obviously the murderous nanobots are a factor but we’ve got to take the positives
4
[On WW2 VE-Day]
Yeh y’know obviously we’re pleased to win World War 2, they came out organised and made it difficult for us
5
[In a multi-dimensional vortex]:
Yeh y’know obviously there’s no easy games at the multiverse level, take one dimension at a time
6
[Stood on a cloud, next to a shining orb of light]
Yeh y’know obviously it’s great to see the face of God, we’re happy with that
7
[In the midst of an apocalypse, the world on fire]:
Yeh y’know obviously we wanted to survive as a species but we haven’t managed to do that
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Never thought I’d say this, but I can’t finish this can of Pringles. They taste terrible.
Ok, how many followers did Lexi lose for me? Here’s Val backstage having a Pez break!
okay.. okay.. fun is fun... but THIS. A garbage bag full of used pull tabs from the VFW?? Surely there's a carelessly discarded winner in here somewhere! Cancel my appointments, I'm in for the night! Thanks, @b4ck2r3ality123, I'll split the winnings with you!
a "PS5?" for li'l ol' Lexi? Aww it's the thought that counts, @mumbeldypoop61. You couldn't have known they shut the power off last year! And my TV is a hand me down 12" b&w Sylvania set. It runs on 12 D batteries and I couldn't be greedy! #BuyStuffForLexi
Shut the front door! An unopened can of peanut butter! For my Triscuits! I'm feasting tonight! And brushing my teeth with flip-top ease! #BuyStuffForLexi
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! a giant box of expired Biscoff cookies! I guess Spirit won't be needing THESE any more! Thank you, @garlicspaghetti987 ! #BuyStuffForLexi
Lexi here. SCORE! a bag full of flip-tops for a tube of toothpaste. No more guessing if I bought a screw-on lid, or a flip top... now I'M the boss! Thanks, @88lonelysandwich
Lexi here again. I'd like to thank user @122bostonBozo122 for this half a box of Triscuits. PRO TIP: I dip them in peanut butter!
If I supplied a list of things I wanted, would people just get them for me?
On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)
for @breynolds.bsky.social , celebrating shiny gold meme-kini week with his Powder & Sparx crimefighters. THEY FIGHT CRIME!
