TATTOO APPOINTMENT FINALLY BOOKED DECEMBER 28 AND JANUARY 23 IT IS GONNA BE A BIG ONE BLOOD AND INK
Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN 2.0
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I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN GET THAT HELP ME WRITE AI SHIT OUTTA MY FACE THIS IS JUDE BACK AFTER MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED PLEASED TO REMEET YOU
The delightful encourager from before has come over for an unexpected visit, and somehow rather than just allowing myself to enjoy his company and actually have fun together, I'm feeling so self-conscious about getting in the way and ruining everyone else's vibes that I keep ducking out and hiding.
LIBRARY JUST OPENED BACK UP AND IT IS ALREADY THAT TIME AGAIN
I am going to eat the bones of everyone who refuses to make Cool and Cute Clothes in my size just because I’m fucking huge
Lechonk really is the Pokémon for me because what do you mean there is a Pig Pokémon whose entire thing is Gender?!
Another therapy session that was honestly super gutting but in a way that gives me a lot to reflect on and hopefully grow from. Think I am going to buy myself an emotional support Lechonk for getting through that though.
Help I can't stop saying Depending on the Street what a bizarre new vocal tic to have
Flight of the Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)
YouTube video by Kenneth Lloyd
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SUPER MARIO RPG IT WAS THE PERFECT MIXTURE OF WHIMSY AND MAJESTY OF HUMOR AND GRANDEUR OF TURN-BASED PACING WITH ACTION-SLANTED GAMEPLAY THE SQUEALS YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD COMING FROM ME WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED THE REMAKE I HAD DABBLED IN GAMES BEFORE BUT SMRPG WAS THE CORNERSTONE
Retro Blast 💫@retroblastpod.com · 3d agoWhat's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
I'm not sad about being too fat for Wii Fit but I am sad about being too fat for Superhot VR
Spicy Skunktember@spicywahtte.bsky.social · 2y ago🖐😳💦
Spider-Man being one of the most popular superheroes of all time despite being based on spiders makes me wonder about the alternate reality where Cockroach Man is the beloved flagship icon of Marvel or whatever it's called over there
I am beginning to suspect this is not going to end with me scoring with Carl
Gotta be real it genuinely irks me to post a picture of me being pretty on Grommr or Feabie (vividly aware of the trap there) and immediately get a message from a guy telling me to beg like the submissive I am? Not at all a fan of the aggressive sexualization, or of the assumed submission?!
The tragedy of my Big Gay Outfit is that the top is already incredibly tight and the shorts are a bit too big and so rectifying the latter problem is only going to make the former that much worse. I'm not opposed to tight clothes but I couldn't keep that fishnet on for ten whole minutes!
Okay so this is extremely tight on me to the point where I could only stand to have it on for a few minutes, but conceptually? I am really into this~
Celebrating this #FatFriday by being extra full #DreamlionBelly #gainer #grommr
I don’t need a harness, I don’t need a harness, I don’t need a harness…
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's Dewey like they do on the discovery channel
you know your outfit is cute when you do a fun lil trot away from the mirror afterward
I’m genuinely considering investing in a grabber because I’ve been struggling with bending over lately which feels ludicrous to even contemplate
Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN 2.0@shujy.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so damn big now?!
Work: So what size do you need for this year's official t-shirt? Me, visibly bulging out of my 5XL: You know I could really go for a 6XL. Work: That's a 6XL, the one after 5? Me: That's the one, yes, a 6XL, that is what I need. Work: Terrific, here is your 2XL. FOR FUCK'S SAKE
