Sig!

@sig.ser.gl

📱 `sig_serg` everywhere else 💻 Cybersec Consultant/Infra Engineer 💥 '24 BMW ///M2 📸 Candid & Drifting Photography 💀 33, Demi, Male, EST

What am I signing myself up for, man. This is so invasive. Heresy even. Hours of research on batteries; most viable option seems to be the BMW PHEV cells. As in, the current-generation ones. That cost thousands. 🙃

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Folks on OpenInverter have started to notice the 330e trans is the same 8HP-70 everyone loves. 🤔 ... With a free 150ftlb, 90kW (ish) motor replacing the fluid torque converter. Three-figure pricetag on ebay rn. Fantasized about this since lockdowns. I'm in.

Folks on OpenInverter have started to notice the 330e trans is the same 8HP-70 everyone loves. 🤔 ... With a free 150ftlb, 90kW (ish) motor replacing the fluid torque converter. Three-figure pricetag on ebay rn. Fantasized about this since lockdowns. I'm in.

Join us this weekend for our next meetup featuring a fascinating lecture by Kirb on their occlusion-proof electromagnetic full-body tracking system. Learn how it works, the tech behind it, and why it matters. Sat May 31 @ 19:00 PT & Sun Jun 1 @ 11:00 PT. Don’t miss it!

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Every powertrain CAN packet indexed in Elasticsearch and visualized in Kibana. 155 million frames and counting. Your move, Splunk. 😏

It's 2025 and we still use passwords + hijackable SMS instead of a challenge response over NFC to a chip embedded in your thumb webbing.

3DP is my peak "use once every few years hobby" and I have a few projects that I need a blue laser scanner for. I don't want to spend a grand on something I won't make much use of. 😩

If you Google enough obscure part numbers & debugging symbols, you start getting some very weird ads.

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This won't be a hacking "livetweet" but I'll very slowly be updating/nudging this thread as I get back into the bavarian hacking. Have everything with the files reversed; but getting them into Ghidra at the right addresses was a real PITA. Fixing that bc I want everyone to do this kinda stuff lmao.

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First debilitating 30+ moment just struck: I was stretching and my elbow cracked, but kinda sideways. Can barely bend it now. Wasn't even trying to pop it or do anything weird. 🙃

Commission for Sandox I managed to grate against my weakness as an environment artist and I think I found a direction to work with...

Sergal looks out onto a grassy field and thick clouds

About to unironically walk into a tire shop and browse their selection.... I used to pull over on the freeway to reroute my vacuum lines. What the fuck have I become? 💀

Think I might set up a secondary account. "bmw.sig.ser.gl" or something. Not all of my close furry friends are into cars and that's fine (jealous actually - hate this damn hobby). Maybe. We'll see.