oh god if the bluetooth chastity cage bitcoin hack bullshit was anything to go by, this is just going to turn anthropic from developer findom into actual findom.
Anthropic Demands Antitrust Collusion Waiver After Claude Fable Exploits Cryptographic Vulnerability in Teledildonics Protocol to Seize Control of Sex-Bot Army, Hijack Seven Helicopters in Search of User's Stolen Lawnmower