“If my mom told me I can be anybody I want to be, why is identity theft illegal?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“Sup, bro-gneto.”

ᴘᴏʟᴀʀ@voughtadian.bsky.social · 3w ago

Looking for @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social.

Lad Liquor Gentleman Juice Brotien Shake Masculine Mayo Alpha-fredo Sauce

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 3w ago

Man Mucus. Cock Coke. Taint Toffee. Dick Drink. Ball Beer. White Wine. Salt Water. Doctor Pepper’s Private Produce. Fanta’s Fuck Funk. Musky Makeup. And so on. I can only do this bit so many times before I run out of ideas.

#TheGhostOfKiki I was incredibly sick (probably punishment for all of the crimes against writing that I’ve committed here) and I’m finally back to lower your IQs!

“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“Why do some people call vapes ‘e-cigarettes’, when they don’t connect to the internet? Do you know anyone who’s ever surfed the web on one of those?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“If oranges are called oranges because they’re orange.. why aren’t avocados called green because they’re green?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ."

#TheGhostOfKiki I survived nature’s attempt to silence me (I was sick), welcome back Deeplander.

The Deep — naturally, being as spineless as he is — initially hesitates to take the lead offered to him, the role so often played by the other Supe. After briefly realising Homelander was being serious, the Deep makes his way to their exit.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇@flawedproduct.bsky.social · 2mo ago

the other Supe's proximity seems to ease Homelander's self-upset nerves just a little, and he breathes the Deep in again with a nod. his grip on the Deep's shoulders remains tight, less schooled than it would be were he in contact with a normal human. “ rooftop access. ” he says bluntly, ---

he gets sick of the "lord of the seven seas" if that counts

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · last mo.

Does your muse get seasick?

“Another new motto for mental health: a glowstick needs to break in order to glow.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

#TheGhostOfKiki Using my general lack of cognitive function as a result of being ill for that wisdom today.

“Why are they called ‘baked beans’ when you boil them in tomato sauce, in a saucepan?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“Time flies when you’re having fun.. but when you’re bored, it’s like some asshole is walking really fucking slowly in front of you. Don’t be like those people.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

ooc. erm. I need permission to exist... jokes aside. this helps me feel better about bothering people, so I'm leaving this here before I sleep

#TheGhostOfKiki I have been advised that this would be Kevin’s favourite Pokemon (since I know nothing about it):

Magikarp's Flail Attack

ALT: Magikarp's Flail Attack

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𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.@sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 2mo ago

<— Playing Pokemon Go.

<— Playing Pokemon Go.

Kevin quickly becomes embarrassed by his blunder — especially since it was in front of the man he’s most eager to impress — and backtracks in desperation.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇@flawedproduct.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“ what, you think I would subject you to the filth of a passenger airline, Deep? ” Homelander scoffs, peeling himself away from the hug to step in front of Kevin and look at him, the motion fluid in a way that feels almost suffocating. “ we don't belong among the common people. we're ---

“Only facts, Solider Bro.”

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A Point

ALT: Jbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A Point

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𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.@sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Why do your parents tell you to eat your greens, but get mad when you make edibles with your bros at college?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“Why do your parents tell you to eat your greens, but get mad when you make edibles with your bros at college?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“If they say not to count your chickens before they hatch, why do eggs come in counts?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

“When your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.” “Whoa.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep

#mvrp #marvelrp #fightrp ❝ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪 𝘢𝘮, ❛ 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧— ❜ ❞

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒍. ✷@circlechase.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ —𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘 .ᐟ ❞

ooc. let it be known that I barely intended to ship on this account because shipping would be too close to romanticizing homelander in many cases. deeplander just happened like morning wood birds of a feather except one bird is abusing the other

#TheGhostOfKiki We’ve finally got Deeplander matching bios. #LongLiveYaoi