Stas Silva 🍒 hot rat summer
@silvarils.bsky.social
QA Analyst & contributing writer on Guild Wars 2 🗡️ prev: Destiny 2, ESO 🗡️ "I'd trust her with my house keys" 🗡️ chaotic bisexual ✡️ opinions don't represent my employer 🗡️ she/her
tfw the expensive ultra-pasteurized milk doesn't trigger my lactose intolerance
"on-call for live issue firefighting" getting woken up by a 3am phone call to bugfix a rock with a low res texture export
This might be one of the most unhinged job requirement bullet points I've seen. How are we still doing this in 2026? "Willingness to be on-call for live issue firefighting and to crunch around critical shipping periods to support major content launches."
brother I rescheduled this delivery last week on account of me being 35000ft in the air right now
something worse than Delayed Flight: Delayed Flight and you are starving, but you can't take off your mask because airports are Nurgle's garden
FRIENDS, check out this incredible Kuda button @yetmorewords.bsky.social created and bestowed upon me??
Seattle sun very powerful. burned my shoulder through cloud cover AND an umbrella
me to the woman playing Apollo Justice next to me on this flight: "that one has my favorite villain! I hope you're enjoying it so far" brain: good now stop before you call Apollo and Klavier gay little boyfriends
new FFXIV job is amazing news for me specifically
So thrilled to show you all my page illustration for @ffgentszine.bsky.social !! Leftover sales opened today so don't hesitate to check it out.
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
"the AI model has gone rogue" none of you would earn ISTQB certification
Just made the most fucked up and unpleasant quesadillas in the entire united states
"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day
we need to make that clamshell e reader from It Follows if we want to fix any of this
jeez, there's no one out there making formal attire my skin won't hate, huh? I have an event in 2 weeks, and every single dress I find is 100% polyester
Popped outside to grab mail and now my mouth tastes like poison ama
as a certified Tolkien freak I am giving you all permission to skip the wretched gollum movie
if we keep watching the bad movies & sharing our opinions of them on social media then we are gonna get more bad movies that is the math. do what you want but just as a thought exercise imagine seeing some dumb ass take from a guy making a movie & saying "well I'm like the books but I'll skip this"
I have 10 weeks of unemployment left so uh. A job would be sick. Any time now. Any leads. Please.
If you need a QA/Test Lead for your team with 9 years of experience in the industry, including live service and single player AAA titles, please hit me up. I have worked on titles like Destiny 2 and Fortnite, and would love to be your test team's best advocate and process improver. somnifery.com
"kickstart your personal brand with AI" no i want to watch this asmr video of a woman dressed up as a bird