Simon Berriman 🎮 👣

@simon.berrimansbareall.uk

Retro technology and gaming nerd. Senior Software Developer by trade. Nude rights campaigner alongside my wife @helen.berrimansbareall.uk. British Naturism member. 🌐 blog.berrimansbareall.uk

Well, I'm all set up at Nudefest 2026! I'm here with Steph Durbin, and @simon.berrimansbareall.uk will be joining us on Friday - he's run out of annual leave! Fortunately moving to Somerset means he can come over in the evenings. We're in Orange field, pitch I1 if you're here too and want to say hi.

The die could not have been less kind to me. I am walking into the centre of #Cambridge, completely n*ked apart from my shoes. I’m feeling vulnerable and exposed, forgoing my own comfort to show just how vulnerable and exposed the United Kingdom is after #Brexit. Please do help me on my way.

Hot, innit... This extreme heat in the UK sounds great but if you do go outside nude in the sun, please, SPF50 all over and stay hydrated. The best way to stay cool though is to stay nude inside, with the curtains shut. And if you don't sleep nude tonight, then you'll just be torturing yourself!

Just heard that the venerable naturist magazine Health & Efficiency (now H&E Naturist) is to cease print publication from today. It was the first place I worked, as an editorial assistant in 1990, and loved the naturist vibe. Hated the dodgy classified ads, but apparently they are now being axed.

Next Saturday is the Naked Heart Walk at Powderham Castle in Devon. @simon.berrimansbareall.uk and I have not been to this one yet, so we're looking forward to going - just hoping for nice weather. Anyone else joining us? Get your ticket on EventBrite: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/powderham-...

Powderham Castle Naked Heart Walk 2026

We are back for 2026! A clothing optional 3-mile circular Naked Heart Walk around the beautiful gardens of Powderham Castle Estate in Devon

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