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Simon Ashtear

@simonashtear.bsky.social

3D Model and graphic designer, screenplay/novel writer, editor in chief of The Best Game Never Played. https://thebestgameneverplayed.wordpress.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/simonashtear

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Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · yesterday

Of all the fiction-based world-ending horrors that are struggling to manifest in this weird timeline, AI, disease, alien infiltration, cult conspiracies, global war, I never would've guessed that we're currently half-a-step away from a real-life, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." 🤦‍♂️🍅

Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · 2w ago

Since everyone seems to be an expert on Greek literature at the moment, I have some Qs. Why was Hope kept in Pandora's Box after all the evils of the world were released? Wouldn't mankind need it out there, the most, right then? Who put Hope in there in the first place? Did someone misfile Hope?

Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played!@greatestgames.substack.com · 2w ago

I don't know how it plays on the Switch, but Blade Runner is one of those adventure games I would recommend to anyone who enjoys the film, the cyberpunk genre or point and click adventures! Less than $2 is a steal.

Cheap Ass Gamer@cheapassgamer.com · 2w ago

Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition (S) $1.99 via eShop. https://ow.ly/SIOK50ZsjK5 $1.65 (DRM: Steam) via Gamebillet. #ad https://ow.ly/31el50ZsjJY Atari Sale via eShop. https://ow.ly/TzmT50Zs1W8

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · last mo.

The WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS movie is getting a sequel with WE'RE WOLVES. Originally announced years ago, Jemaine Clement tells Collider in an update that he & Taika Waititi are working on the script. "For a long time, we were just talking about it. Now, we've started it."

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Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Algae was the point. He said Flag Blue, but wanted Dollar Bill Green. Then, a latte/algae artist would draw his face on the largest dollar bill ever. Remember how proud he was of how big the pool was? Then he chickened out, as always, when everyone made fun of him. Evil, petty, stupid, vain or all 4

Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A man isn't jealous, petty, insecure. A man would use their power, platform, privilege to protect others. On a world stage, all eyes on them, he used that platform & power to attack someone retired from public eye for a decade. The dude is right. Michelle Obama is more man than he will ever be.

Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

An evil head of state, eerie claw-shaped arena, the word "monster" literally emblazoned on the event, lightning and thunder, bloodsports, a birthday, this is a rite-of-ascension setup if I've ever heard one.

Simon Ashtear@simonashtear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Let's see, that's 22 points, triple word score. Plus 50, I used all my letter tiles. Yes, Qu'vatlh is a word. It's an expression of frustration. I'll show you. It's right here in the Klingon dictionary." And that's the last time I was invited to play Scrabble.

camillapanda 🏳️‍🌈@camillapanda.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hey Netflix, When will I get my royalties for this pink haired, punk rock loving, tinker-er who is named Nikki in the new Stranger Things show? Signed, A pink haired, punk rock loving girl named Nikki with over 10 years of experience building/teaching robotics.

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