my mom just turned to me and in all seriousness asked me how to spell “yaoi”… she meant “yowie”

you say. i only hear what i want to

am i wrong in saying Espathra looks like a generic rude twink

A generationally great man.

RMJ@rmccarthyjames.bsky.social · 17h ago

I always think of Dr. George Tiller when Kansans protect abortion rights. 17 years later and our state is somehow still a site of refuge, even in the wake of Dobbs

Hayden Pike ass post

Middleisms@middleisms.bsky.social · 3d ago

Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing.

is Stay by Lisa Loeb millennial or gen x or specifically elder millennial

i have given my special favorite girls their partners :)

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 3d ago

i could probably do this for most of the adventuring parties from Dimension 20 but i feel like Fantasy High makes the most sense for it (maybe will do some bonus partner pokemon for the Seven?)

i am currently cooking on partners for the Seven (i do not have it in me to do any more full teams also i definitely have way less info about the Seven than i do about the Bad Kids that would help me build a team). obviously Sam has a Primarina.

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 3d ago

i could probably do this for most of the adventuring parties from Dimension 20 but i feel like Fantasy High makes the most sense for it (maybe will do some bonus partner pokemon for the Seven?)

Wisconsin Rapids i will grant you honorary New Yorker status

Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 2d ago

A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.

A new study out of Canada looked at four youth gender clinics. Out of 445 patients only four who started gender affirming hormone therapy ceased taking it, and only one did so due to a re-identification with their birth sex. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

A New Study from Canada Again Finds Less Than 1 Percent of Trans Youth Detransition - Assigned Media

Out of 445 patients across four gender clinics only one who started hormone therapy stopped due to a change in gender identity.

assignedmedia.org

so the reason why it’s unpopular is because it’s stupid and wrong

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

if i had to narrow it down to their partner Pokémon this is what i'm currently thinking: Kristen- Cosmog Adaine- Espeon Fig- Houndoom Riz- Gumshoos Fabian- Koraidon Gorgug- Perrserker

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 3d ago

i formally present to you all: The Bad Trainers (explanations for each in the alt text PLUS SPOILERS!!! you have been warned)

rest assured i will be giving Aelwyn one of every single cat pokemon

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 3d ago

now i’m assigning partner pokemon to fantasy high npcs because i am bored! currently working through all of the Bad Parents (parents of the Bad Kids)(excluding the Abernants and Applebees because they are not Real parents to me)

now i’m assigning partner pokemon to fantasy high npcs because i am bored! currently working through all of the Bad Parents (parents of the Bad Kids)(excluding the Abernants and Applebees because they are not Real parents to me)

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 4d ago

i have officially hit Peak Nerd Behavior. i'm making pokemon teams for characters from a d&d campaign

i formally present to you all: The Bad Trainers (explanations for each in the alt text PLUS SPOILERS!!! you have been warned)

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 4d ago

i have officially hit Peak Nerd Behavior. i'm making pokemon teams for characters from a d&d campaign

before i post the final teams i am posting my Honorable Mentions for the ones i was heavily considering but did not end up choosing, i will explain what all of them would have meant in the replies

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 4d ago

i have officially hit Peak Nerd Behavior. i'm making pokemon teams for characters from a d&d campaign

remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.

very very sorry to report this update, i was out for a walk today and saw a dead cat on the sidewalk (presumably hit by a car) that looked extremely similar to this cat, same markings and everything.

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 2w ago

okay i have now seen the kitty myself much more clearly and this is definitely the same one as the one i first saw

the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure

brand new chanel$ kind of Dancing On My Own’s little sister. in a way

for the "only one night where single people are allowed to fuck" movie are you allowed to be married to someone and then have sex with other people. like could you not just marry one of your best friends and then fuck around

yes it's the Bad Kids from Fantasy High. here is Fig's because i had the most thoughts for hers. i will explain any choices if they need elaboration

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 4d ago

i have officially hit Peak Nerd Behavior. i'm making pokemon teams for characters from a d&d campaign

i have officially hit Peak Nerd Behavior. i'm making pokemon teams for characters from a d&d campaign

top pulls of july!! absolutely crazy lucky month, i went from having only one SIR to FOUR in the span of a couple weeks i’m pretty sure i’ve used up all my luck for a WHILE

An officer reported other cops for using racist, sexist and homophobic slurs at work, filed an Internal Affairs complaint & submitted recordings of the other cops being bigoted as evidence b/c otherwise nothing would be done about it. He’s now charged with 16 felonies & could get 13 years in prison.

Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 5d ago

LAPD officer who recorded colleagues' racist comments to be charged with felony eavesdropping

consider that you cannot spell Bobby Dawn without BOB (Twin Peaks)…

SIMONE 🩷@simonee.bsky.social · 2y ago

i'm not kidding i actually started crying from anger at the reveal of Bobby Dawn being the one who abused Sandra Lynn. he is actually the most evil villain in the whole story. fuck Clamhead Cuntface, fuck Jace and Porter, fuck Kalvaxus, fuck everyone else. this guy is EVIL.

bit too 4 am for me to put this together super coherently but i think that extremely misinformed video his show put out devaluing knitting as unintelligent work has turned out to be a pretty good canary in the coal mine in terms of the value he grants to the humanities

jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 6d ago

I mean he is extremely annoying for how aggressively he tries to remain centrist/moderate on even the most black and white possible things, so I don't really know why I expected him to not use it and to value the art of learning as a human experience

if im ever in a having guards type situation i would definitely be shouting "seize him!!" about some dude at least once

yeah i’ve seen Obsession* *the episode of Buffy where Xander fucks up a love spell and accidentally makes every woman obsessed with him *the other episode of Buffy where there’s a magical jacket that makes women obsessed with you