David Simpkin

@simplerdave.bsky.social

Fine words butter no parsnips. Once and future bookseller, currently based in deepest Nottinghamshire. @Simplerdave on all decent social media - find me here, there and almost everywhere...

TV trivia hive mind - quick question. Which was the first TV series to give the lead detective a quirky/funny pathologist to play off? Is it Original Flavour Morse? Or is it much older than that?

Birding hive mind: I'm seeing a small brown bird in my Nottinghamshire garden: too big to be a dunnock; too plain & pointy & upright to be any kind of sparrow; good tail; seen hopping round hoovering up spillage from the feeder. Is it a linnet? Some sort of finch? All thoughts cheerfully received.

So, The Night Manager (so far). Lovely twist, if slightly spoiled by the trailer (and, to be fair, by the executive producer credit). Now that we've heard about Roxana's father, do we all think that she will go all Inigo Montaya on either Teddy or [spoiler]?

A bookseller writes: I loved working in an independent bookshop on Christmas Eve. From about this time onwards, well-lunched men of a certain age would fall out of the pub & into the shop. They would say to us "I must get my wife something", & we'd sell them an armful of hardbacks. Merry Christmas.

Catching up with #Strictly - delighted for Kaz, but also really impressed with George. What's been great about both of them over the weeks is just how much they've thrown themselves into this. Non-dancers finding themselves and having a fabulous time in the process. This is absolutely what we want.

Three of the finest books that I own are Parr's collections of Boring Postcards, which tell a splendidly subversive tale of post-war rebuilding in Britain, Germany and the US. Seek them out if you can - and farewell to a master of his art... www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Martin Parr, photographer acclaimed for observations of British life, dies aged 73

From sunbathers to Conservative clubs, Parr’s images were often in vivid colour with more than a dash of humour

theguardian.com

Currently watching San Ferry Ann (1965) on Talking Pictures TV. A silent-ish comedy of British tourists abroad, filmed on location in and around your actual Calais. Not least of its pleasures is the fact it's got *everyone* in it.

As a student, many thousands of years ago, I went up to that London to see the first run of The Real Thing, with Roger Rees and Felicity Kendal. For the cricket bat speech and for so,so much else besides, Tom Stoppard has had my heart ever since. Farewell to one of the best to ever.