Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
That new film in which a man gets eaten by a whale - does he get shat out in the end.
Redford as Alex in A Clockwork Orange. He left the production early after a falling out over creative differences with Kubrick as he wanted to keep the tache.
Is crypto those chocolate gold coins you get in a little netted sack?
Aw guys. I’ve just got back home and we’re only 13 calendars from the target now. Thank you everyone. We might actually make it! Lostfilmsbook.store
christhebarker@christhebarker.bsky.social · 4d agoLOST FILMS CALENDAR 2027 ON SALE NOW! Thank you to everyone who expressed an interest in getting our 100% new content calendar for 2027. We have had enough signups that we are confident that we should at least cover printing costs! So go to lostfilmsbook.store for the must-have calendar for 2027…
TalkSport should save money and create a hybrid one size fits all phone-in presenter who was a two bob pro footballer, now piss-poor broadcaster.
Not sure it was wise to request my medical records from 25 years ago.
I know it’s not right, but my first thought after hearing that story about the wildlife park is Reggie Perrin losing his shit.
I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves laughing at this - poor Robert Bales.
Matt Owen@mjowen174.bsky.social · yesterdayThe most amazing day at middle school was when Robert Bales bought his Dad’s nudie mags in so he could be “in” with Gary Granger and his mates, but Mrs Slack found the mags in his bag and told his Mum who was the headmaster’s secretary.
The most amazing day at middle school was when Robert Bales bought his Dad’s nudie mags in so he could be “in” with Gary Granger and his mates, but Mrs Slack found the mags in his bag and told his Mum who was the headmaster’s secretary.
Ooh, the name “mad” isn’t the first word when it comes to describing you, Sarah.
I saw a clip recently in which Piers Morgan reckons Ronaldo is the greatest footballer, ever. If this is true, Piers Morgan is the greatest newspaperman, ever.
If Chorlton is meant to be such a “happening” place, how come our local @morrisons is such a lousy supermarket? The staff work very hard but it’s poorly managed and as tatty as fuck.
HMRC reminder emails have officially taken the place of cock pill notifications and mails from Nigerians whose billionaire uncle has tragically passed away in a land mine accident.
At 4pm today I'll be taking my place on Soho Radio's virtual airwaves again with two hours of fabulous tunes. sohoradio.com/schedule/
Schedule - Soho Radio
Broadcasting live from Soho and New York to the world, see the schedule for our two channels: Soho & NYC + Culture.
sohoradio.com
The public execution live streaming will be preceded by an hour of Hegseth going all Purple Aki on the shooters. "Nice gun. Can I feel yer muscles?" He'll probably shit himself and come simultaneously when they fire.
Editorial: You can shove your Autumn/Winter up your hoop.
Matt Owen@mjowen174.bsky.social · 2d agoGlass over plastic any time - you miss out on a lot of after with plastic. Ketchup out of a bottle also tastes better.
Out at 7 back by 9 after a couple of civil pints. Nights are drawing in. Not my favourite time of year.
Hello new followers! I've removed the paywall from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you probably won't... tomcox.substack.com/p/the-villag...
The Village Message Board
My debut novel Villager is the psychedelic story of almost two centuries of life in a moorland village, linked together by art (a painting and a lost folk LP, particularly), ghosts and social history.
tomcox.substack.com
(Greater) Manchester music cards available at www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch With more to come soon…
