Pete’s Bilirubin levels are slightly raised. Oh PETER #scanneeded
Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
I don’t like seeing club and village teams playing in coloured clothing #Whites
If only there was a way of figuring out why this is happening.
Gianni Infantino enters a room. He has two aging men dressed in suits alongside him. There’s no-one else waiting for them - the room’s strangely empty. Infantino Oh no. Old Guy And dat’s dat.
Lovely woman on the only checkout open in “Moscow” Morrisons (a 70s shithole supermarket with no food). A nasty, miserable old bastard growls at her - rudeness personified. Never trust anyone who’s rude to waiters, barstaff, anyone who works in retail. Shithousers one and all.
Ok, I’m off on my holidays to Sheffield on Thursday. Pub recommendations, please 👍👍
I’m starting a writer’s retreat in the vandalised phone box down the road.
Ok, just realised who’s behind The Duckworth Lewis Method. Good heavens I’m a clot.
Chorlton has outdone itself - just read an ad for “Bonfire Storytelling”. Soooo coooool.
Whatever happened to the legendary Gladys Steptoe (as they were known in the ‘other place’?).
Narcos and Narcos Mexico finished. Next rewatch - The Americans. Most underrated show…ever.
The most evocative song. In my humble.
Matt Owen@mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d agoCurrently playing Wichita Lineman. Oh yus.
RFK Jnr. sounds like someone calling into work trying to convince the boss they’ve got a cold.