Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW SAME OLD apart from one scene that I really liked.
James carville has to wind himself up with a key to stay alive like that one Nazi villain in hell boy
fupo@papagarbage.bsky.social · 3d agojames carville huffs his own farts like hannibal lecter digs fava beans
Lmao couldn’t get an associate to put their name on it?
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5d agoThe wild — and poorly formatted — motion to Judge Willams seeking a stay pending appeal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Notably, today's filings only come from Christopher Oprison. The other DLA Piper lawyer to make an appearance in the case is not on either filing today.
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Weird I’ve never seen him do that before
EMILY WILSON@emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · last wk.6. Nolan tries to pack a lot of Incidents and Big Ideas into this film, but they do not seem to me to hang together coherently on the level of his own plot and the movie's constructed system of values. Instead, it's foisting a didactic point about Our Times onto the plot without integrating it.
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊@hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 2w agoThe best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Gonna need all dem candidates to commit to nationalizing World Liberty Financial as well as the Trump Organization to claw back ill gotten taxpayer money or I’m not voting for them
New York Magazine@nymag.com · last wk.The billionaire Justin Sun put $45 million into World Liberty Financial, Trump’s cryptocurrency company, and became an adviser. Over the next year or so, he came to believe he’d make a colossal mistake. Read our latest Cover Story: tinyurl.com/4xvczhmt
A baguette would make a terrible javelin. The weight and proportions are all off. Maximum distance is going to require you to wing it like a tomahawk
Weird accomplishments: I have successfully administered an atomic wedgie
Cezary Jan Strusiewicz@ostrichson.bsky.social · 2w agoWeird accomplishments: I brought down a real-life sumo champion (ozeki rank) to the floor during a fan-event match. OK, I hit the floor first but HE WENT DOWN WITH ME. I'm 99% sure I'm personally responsible for an announcement at Tokyo Disneyland (I did nothing illegal, but I shouldn't say more.)
They also said right before they died: Jack needs $200,000.00
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
People have been talking up the new newsletter Worse on Purpose, which exposes corporate consolidation and enshittification. It's very appealing, but as I write at Cup of Coffee today, the vibes are way off and I think people should be wary. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles
oliver@eikopf.com · 2w agovery tired of pretending that dismissing modern economics is somehow more reasonable than dismissing vaccines. if you’re not an expert, you don’t get to pick and choose parts of a field to believe! you have no way to tell between legitimate and illegitimate results in that field!
Egg producers settle with DOJ, states over price-fixing complaint
Seventeen states and the Department of Justice have settled a case of alleged price-fixing by major egg producers. Egg prices soared in recent years but have since fallen sharply.
npr.org
Zoomer Antimillenarian@surcomplicated.bsky.social · 2w agoEdgy leftists complain about the real economic problems actually destroying some ppl's lives right now challenge [Challenge Level: IMPOSSIBLE]
One thing that would go a long way to ending mass shootings is comprehensive mental healthcare for children. I wonder what DSAs platform on healthcare is.
Fifty Shades of Whey@fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 3w agoThe most rabidly pro-Israel Democratic Party operatives will consistently use their platform to attack other Democrats and scapegoat them... all while conveniently ignoring that it's the AIPAC donors and Netanyahu loyalists that THEY are aligned with who helped Trump win.
If you actually thought AI was even potentially conscious, you'd be arguing against them being slaves owned by corporations. Full stop. You wouldn't be saying we need to debate how to treat these slaves. Unless you're pro-slavery. In which case, who cares what you think, you're a monster, shut up.
ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoSEC filings show Taco Bell—and other restaurants—knew cyclospora posed a risk to their businesses and the public.
I’m sorry but nothing sounds worse to me than dropping a I’d and then jd into look at tom holland
Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3w agoCan she freakin SAY that🤣😂 #random #humor #politicalsatire
Wait, Amy Acton? Transphobe Amy Acton?
I have never been more convinced that the ai bubble is real
Karl Bode@karlbode.com · 3w agoCEO said a thing!
I watched my daughters head emerge from my wife’s vagina but period stuff is still icky
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat is your most prudish trait? Mine is that if you have the option to wear a suit to an event, wear the damn suit. (And that sports betting is an affront to God)
