Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder. I warned you!
"The sign said these were 2 for $5." Yes, but you only bought one. "I have to buy two??" ...Yeah, otherwise it wouldn't be a sale. What, do you think they're normally $2.50 each and we just arbitrarily put up signs in case you were curious and couldn't do the 2nd grade math on your own?
Dear American parents, Do you even TRY teaching your kids to STFU any more? How about "Indoor Voice," can we at least compromise on that?
Helpful hint for people who, for some reason, insist on talking to the employees: We're still at work. We don't care how tired YOU are.
Dear Middle-Aged and Older, At some point, probably soon, people are going to call BS on you not being able to tell your meme is AI.
Our players are unavailable this weekend, so we're doing inventory on #dnd minis. Love finding these old treasures! youtube.com/shorts/Q8ivi...
Madame DM: Old #dnd boxes
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Look... I know America is a nation of fat fucks, and making super unhealthy food is a fad on tik tok... but can we PLEASE take "rendered pepperoni grease" out of the sauce recipes? I'm fat, and I'm telling you that's fucking disgusting.
Have you ever battled a boneclaw? My husband painted this and I'm a little concerned about facing this thing in battle. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndmini @wizkids.bsky.social
Having to remind myself I live in a red bit of blue Vermont when another middle-aged white guy lards over to me and says "Solvin' the world's problems, you want in? We just got to the part about our Liberal government and tattooed chicks with blue hair!" (Word for word what he said)
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Customer comes up to the counter, looks over his shoulder, looks at me, rolls his eyes and decisively says "quite the colorful customers here." The customer? 40yo lady with the sides of her head shaved and flower tattoos on her shoulders. Have a safe trip back to 1864, sir.
Dear 1%, What are you going to do with all that money once everyone's dead and the planet's on fire?
Just when I thought life couldn't get any worse, my feed is suddenly full of people posting pictures of their tomatoes; nature's hemorrhoids.
HOLD THE FUCKING CUP, NOT THE GODDAMN LID!!!! Did you hear it vacuum-seal when you put it on? No? Then stop being a cunt and ask where the hand gaurds are.
Even after Trump dies (87 days from now according to the ghost of the colonial girl who haunts my basement), you know he's going to become MAGA Elvis. Years later when we're fending Tusken Raiders off our moisture farms, they'll be saying he's still out there, trolling the Dems like never before .
My friend Carl is way ahead of @dndbeyond.bsky.social . He already homebrewed World of Warcraft into #dnd. Can you guess what we’re fighting?
Who’s playing #dnd today? Our copper dragon has some advice: youtube.com/shorts/4UNzt...
Jokes from a Copper Dragon #dnd #jokes
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