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I'm the person that buys the large Tootsie Rolls at gas stations.
The Boyer Candy Company needs to get a Superbowl commercial slot. They've been lurking in the dusty shadows with their Mallo Cups, Clark Bars and Smoothie Peanut Butter Cups, and it's time to get in the spotlight! Mallo Cups are a 10/10 product that deserve more recognition!
I turn 39 in a couple weeks, which became very obvious when I made my whole body sore by sneezing.
Peek Lottery this Thursday! Shop: sircreate.myshopify.com Rules: sircreate.com/lottery Starting this month, Peeks will be $115.
In Men In Black, why didn't Agent K offer his wife a desk job at MIB HQ? Surely they are hiring for positions other than field agents. "You could come work with me, or we can make you think I'm in a coma for decades. Oh. You're choosing the coma option?"
@laurendamon.bsky.social Ygor has arrived! Not only a great piece, but also props on the packaging. Particularly appreciated the - - - cut lines you drew on the tape
The way Catherine McCafferty says "Spider-Man" on the latest Game Changer is my new favorite thing.
This is still such a wild decision to me.
SirCreate@sircreate.com · 4mo agoAre people aware that Michael is a 4DX movie? There are so many jokes just waiting to be made.
"Booking.yeah" is not a website, in case you needed another reason to question just how dumb that tagline is.
One thing lead to another and then I found myself mixing "Amaze Amaze Amaze (Fist My Bump)" from the Project Hail Mary score with "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac. You can only upload 3 minute videos, so I had to cut it short for the post.
Being a fan of The George Lucas Talk Show means that sometimes you'll find files on your computer of Mike Pence as Bib Fortuna
If Elon lived to 90, he could donate $75 million to a different cause EVERY DAY for the rest of his life, AND spend one million on himself every day for the rest of his life, and he'd still die a billionaire. But he's a piece of shit, so...
Since the toys in Toy Story blink, do their eyes get super dry when they're getting played with?
Would you get in legal trouble if you owned a bar called The Sailor, and your slogan was "Pop by The Sailor, Man!"
I hate the idea of Rocket Pop baked beans. That sounds disgusting. Why would anyone buy that?? …because you get all three for $5.25 and $5 shipping. The order has been placed!
The George Lucas Talk Show never fails to brighten my day! CC: @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social
People love posting on instagram about how they're on instagram less.
Observation: The bully in Powder looks exactly like Eddie Vedder, and Powder's actual name is Jeremy.
Haven’t been to CityWalk since before the Podcast: The Ride CityWalk Orlando Saga. Had to visit some special landmarks, though I opted for Cowfish Cheeseburgooshi over the flounder amandine at Toothsome’s.
There are a lot of great wardrobe choices in Beetlejuice, but this guy's hat is the best one.
Are people aware that Michael is a 4DX movie? There are so many jokes just waiting to be made.
The Pickle Oreos have arrived. The smell is intensely pickle. Luckily, only the fudge coating is pickle-flavored, so these aren’t inedible. It’s just the right balance where it’s subtle enough that I COULD eat all of them, but strong enough to make me feel disgusted if I did.
