My kid made her podcast debut, explaining all the parts of My Little Pony she considers canon. College football and Marvel comparisons followed. I'm going to listen to this every day
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Let's bring on an expert — Jason's kid, Evie, the award-winning scholar and all-district flag football quarterback — to explain one of the f
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Nevermind there’s a lady playing the keyboard and singing Adele songs and she’s fucking crushing it and I am in LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE
Balkan Brian@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h agoI’m at a bar in Collin County. Two gray haired dudes with Ken Paxton stickers on their shirts. They’ve had some drinks and now they can’t stop running their fingers in each other’s hair. Can I walk up and say “hey bro’s, what the fuck?”
I’m at a bar in Collin County. Two gray haired dudes with Ken Paxton stickers on their shirts. They’ve had some drinks and now they can’t stop running their fingers in each other’s hair. Can I walk up and say “hey bro’s, what the fuck?”
The English language has evolved and spread across the globe over more than 1,500 years all so that the exact collection of words in this headline could exist
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 17h agoJelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
yea man i'd love to drive 5 hours to visit you, my only friend without kids. i'd love to take a shower in your gray bathroom and dry off with amazon basics towels. then can we go to a mexican restaurant run by white people? can your girlfriend come? can you two get in a fight 10 mins before i arrive
Just looked it up and Vinci still only has around 15,000 people living there so you know they’re still going on about Leonardo, no one is talking about Doug da Vinci
People googling “Zeus’s law” while a story about someone dying at an ICE facility is on the news
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 20h agoIf you think there was outrage for Christopher Nolan casting a Black woman as Helen of Troy and a Trans man as Sinon Just wait till they figure out what the movie was actually about Oooooh boy
I came away from watching this movie thinking “oh, they’re about to let spider-man shine on his own.” So let’s say I disagree. He couldn’t “shine on his own” before this movie. Like, literally impossible.
But Why Tho?@butwhytho.net · 4d agoThe MCU Will Never Let Spider-Man Shine on His Own
The DNC just changed who does their fundraising emails and I can tell that just by the subject lines and I shouldn’t be able to tell that in the time it takes me to swipe left to delete their emails every day.
Ima just need to set up a Zendaya disappointed series around my house as motivation. A different room a different Zendaya disappointed in me to make me want to do better.
@xkcd.com how many cows would we have to put on the sun to make space smell like brisket (if there were enough air for scent to travel)
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New reaction pic for when I read your skeets just dropped
Our cheerleaders stopped reenacting 9/11 because of woke and now we forgot about
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday
Venn diagram proving the delorean is the most badass car in history
ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · yesterday
Worked popping it into reverse too
Otis B. Driftwood@otisbdriftwood.bsky.social · yesterdayYep… lived the dream!
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
Her: you better not be spider man when I get to your house Me:
