holy shit this is so based if the rest of the votes follow suit

Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster@chriswarcraft.bsky.social · yesterday

Big congratulations to Senator-elect Scott Colom on his victory, it’s always great to see Dems win in areas normally considered unwinnable!

i love when new sets come out for games i like at the same time bc then i get to make up for never opening booster packs. ordering singles is sick. it's like every package is a boostie with only cards you want, but i order so much that i forget what i ordered and get excited.

Big ups to Scott Colum... But man are you gonna help us in the Congressional Baseball Game? Bc Dems have been getting fucking smoked. Shit we haven't won since fucking 2019

1% chance of Ludaversal 2 dropping

The Onion@theonion.com · yesterday

Hark, Who Goes There?

I s2g if I see one more person refer to [accomplished Brown person they find attractive here] as a himbo I am gonna fucking lose it. I've already seen too much "omg we love AES he's such a himbo!" No, he is an attractive dude jfc

Billionaires purchased a whole fucking state's brains.

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · last wk.

DDHQ Race Update (est. 47% in): California Proposition 40 - One-Time Wealth Tax for State-Funded Healthcare, Education, and Food Assistance Programs No (N): 2,934,565 (56.8%) Yes (N): 2,228,236 (43.2%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/790967

anyway I voted. minnesota is about to do its job as always. (Btw there are a handful of actively pro-trans school board candidates in MPLS which is based. Also an anti-laptops/phones in the classroom candidate which is TURBOBASED.)

"I didn't vote for Dems" is a really strong message for *checks notes* trying to get Dems to vote for you? Uh... I think the teleprompter is busted

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · last wk.

Josh Turek says he didn't vote for a Democratic ticket, and instead voted republican for several races. And yet trans people are vilified for doing the same to him?

DA MOTHERFUCKING BEARS

They're all back!

Denver Nuggets@nuggets.bsky.social · last wk.

The 5️⃣

Please Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst.

♥ Passionate ♥@concretexros3.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

this comic is about no one in particular

As much as I love dunking on Haley Stevens, one of the strangest extinct woodland creatures to have ever donned a human skinsuit and run for Senate, I don't think any of this matters at all. Shit costs too much, the president is a pedophile with visible dementia, people will vote accordingly.

I didn’t think it was possible to combine primary-loser-sour-grapes & Islamophobia into a more toxic cocktail than Andrew Cuomo. But Haley Stevens has managed to do it.

also the sky never should have given up on gabby

that was honestly the best finals i have ever watched

I think we should *tackled off the stage*

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2w ago

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers "From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"

unironically i think much of the sympathy for holmes stems directly from subconscious recognition that prison in general is pretty fucking evil and does some pretty evil things to people. Even if you are not an abolitionist, there is a recognition that holmes' life is just fucked, now.

lithium taker ✨@drosophili.ac · 2w ago

Hey guys! If you didn’t know already, ESPN Jeopardy is open to *everyone* next year. You can take the test here: www.jeopardy.com/be-on-j/espn Would love to get more female applicants, so please share and send to the lady ball knowers in your life 🙏

DREAM IN 7!

WNBA@wnba.com · 2w ago

THE ATLANTA DREAM FORCE A GAME 7 🅰️ The Dream defeat the Valkyries in Game 6, 80-69. This will be the first Game 7 in WNBA Finals history! Allisha Gray: 23 PTS | 6 REB | 5 3PM | 3 AST | 3 BLK | 2 STL Rhyne Howard: 21 PTS | 4 3PM | 4 REB | 4 AST Angel Reese: 15 PTS | 14 REB | 6 AST | 2 3PM

GABBY WILLIAMS CHUCKER MODE ACTIVATED (too late to matter but she went on a heater)

For fucking why? Like he was bad BEFORE he was booted from the league. Just find one of the many slightly-below-average UFL kickers or whatever who have not been accused of assault?

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 2w ago

📣📣📣 KICKER NEWS 📣📣📣 Justin Tucker is signing with the Chiefs' practice squad.

anyway i am logging off to watch some hoops, teach, and then watch more hoops

like i get it. men suck. women sports good. men sports bad patriarchy bad. but this finals game being so early is not capitulation to patriarchy unless you have literally never watched a sport before in your life. the nbapa getting the nba to cut back on back-to-backs was a massive W.

The kindest consequence for every single ICE agent is multiple decades in prison. That is where we should start. Anyone who campaigns on putting these dorks away almost certainly has my vote. Like yeah abolish the prison industrial complex but... maybe also not for these dweebs.

ACLU@aclu.org · 2w ago

After observers lawfully filmed ICE in a public parking lot, the agents followed their car, boxed them in, and slashed their tire in retaliation. The observers bravely caught the whole thing on video.

You Can See Everything was very good. The only thing I firmly believe at the end of that film is that there are multiple deeply unwell people and no heroes in the doc.

I think we should throw rocks at therapists who behave like this in roblox

Bungus @ School hell@bungus2fungus.bsky.social · 3w ago

Imagine you pour your heart out to your therapist and you find out he wojaked you

I want to vote for the boogeyman GOP ads keep telling me is running. Where can I vote for that guy?

Anyway we should abolish MBAs. All these business school dorks are becoming private equity stans in the same places.

EA has always been evil, but this is next level. Actual villainous shit and they expect gamers to open wide for more garbage after this.