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Dalton🏴@daltonism02.bsky.social · 19h ago

crime is when BBW face sitting

Throat busting fantasy wtf is that it sounds like a dessert

The whole time trump has been talking about Arnold Palmers dick size and shape aswell as his arse at campaign rallies, I didn't know who that was so I assumed it was some massive muscular football player or something turns out it's just a little old man about trump's age...

There isn't a single trend or conversation MAGA won't try and get ahead of by making an AI video to try and pretend that they embrace it so what if everyone started talking about how trump and musk should get the Mussolini treatment :)

JD Vance voted "most likely to wear leggings and piss himself so his wife can watch and finger herself" 😲

came up with a star wars character he's called Humanga Sloice

Had a super realistic dream that I was in a reality TV show hosted by strongman Eddie Hall and we had to bring in food for the first episode and he wasn't happy with what food we brought in and he was shouting at us and then I killed him from behind with a hammer and I was crying as I did it

Lula Goes HARD

Alli DeJong@allidejong.bsky.social · 4d ago

Lula closing this election by saying that no sniveling nepo baby who never worked a day in his life was going to stand there and call him Nine Fingers when he lost his finger WORKING and how dare he insult the workers of Brazil… was about the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life

Lula should immediately have a drug cartel sieze mark zuckerberg and give the people funky town 2

january 2026

Imagine Ethan Klein huffing and puffing on top of you and then he has to hit the anti slur button

what if the person Ethan Klein cheated with is pregnance

What if your penis frenulum grew #spikes on it

you all see it right

No arrests by UK police yet over turning point UK arranging a terrorist attack with a hitman recorded on a hidden camera, but they did make sure to arrest a 15 year old for editing a politicians face to have rabbit ears and teeth

My doctor said I was caked up

You're laughing but they just created 1 million Hila Klein's

Do you think the person Ethan klein cheated with got a glimpse of the tattoo when they were doing it

Melania trump - "vlodimir- pleece make a stop on the war, pleece make a ending for roosha and the ukray-" Putin (teary eyed) - "perhops we hav maek enough-"

The H3 cheating thing isn't all bad because look at it this way, atleast now their kids will now be getting two lots of dog shit to get sick from

LIMBIC SYSTEM - The fight? There is no fight. The fight is over -- it was lost. A thousand years ago. You have laid here forever. Keep falling. Deeper... take the door.

Its very funny that all of trump's rallies have a voiceover like "he was chosen by god to lead USA to a Christian paradise, bleeding red white and blue and suffering for the lord's cause, he spends every day working for you" and then they introduce JD Vance and it's just like here is jd vance

"Andy Burnham how do you plan to address the loss of all but 100,000 jobs available to humans?" Andy Burnham - "let me be really clear as a northerner who likes the smiths and guitar because I'm from the north, we've no idea-"

I'm only calling it pumpkinfruit from now on how about that

I have one of the main menu soundtracks for a sega bass fishing game engrained into my mind because when I was younger I went on a proper bender and for some reason it was on my TV in the morning and I couldn't get out of bed to turn it off for like 12 hours

Even though leftists reasonably and justifiably despise the democrats, they should get out and vote for them anyway because the stress of losing will kill trump and I think deep down inside you really want that, imagine how funny it would be

Got into bed and I was so cosy but then I realised my phone was at the other end of the room and even though I wouldn't need it and I was gonna go to sleep anyway I need it next to me for comfort and now im telling my friends all about it on da computer

Do you think sub zero from mortal kombat ever sees snow men and wants to fuck them

TPUK's leader is now on hidden camera arranging a meetup with a literal hitman to commit a murder and there hasn't been any arrests yet because they're not holding placards or attending a silent protest which ofcourse is the real terrorism!

Al Jazeera English@aljazeera.com · last wk.

Al Jazeera exposes Turning Point UK, a far-right British group to criminal underworld, including member of the Ulster Volunteer Force https://aje.news/2dia2s