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SJ

@sj314.bsky.social

Regulator, fiber arts magician, finder of lost objects, former theater nerd, mom.

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SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 6h ago

I just had to call public safety on my way home from work for a free roaming HERD OF COWS in the road. Look, I know I live in "rural America", but not that damned rural. Oh, and the dispatcher, not even surprised. She chuckled and asked if I could "scooch past them". #Midwest #WeGotCows

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 20h ago

Holy hell. We've lived in our house for almost six years and until just now neither adult that lives here knew that both showers running at the same time sounds like a pipe burst in the wall... #AdultShit

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 2mo ago

As someone who never learned to give myself any, why the hell do any of these people expect me to give them a whit of grace? They can have the exact days they deserve. I hope they step on a Lego, and that their milk always smells questionable.

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Because I am qualified to say this, "All of this *gestures around* is fraud. Oh, and if it isn't fraud, it's a financial crime of some sort."

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Chief Justice Roberts can kindly remove his cranium from the orifice of the day and realize that he is going to go down in history as having the most corrupt court in the history of the Republic. I hope the Founding Fathers meet him at the pearly gates with tar and feathers at this point.

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SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Evil starts when you begin to treat people as things."- Terry Pratchett via Granny Watherwax and later Tiffany Aching. "Whilst living in a slum was often seen as proof of criminality, owning a street of them merely got you invited to the best parties."- Sir Terry via Sam Vimes #TerryPratchettDay

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I need people to stop touching shit that doesn't belong to them. Those pens on my desk, no touch. Other people's money, nope. The Eisenhower Executive Office Building, just stop. Vessels departing the Strait of Hormuz that aren't specifically flagged as US vessels, absolutely not.

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I miss the other kind of taco Tuesday. They both give me heartburn, but at least one of them lets me have delicious tex-mex/Mexican food instead of war crimes.

Maxwell Frost@maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office. The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

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SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 5mo ago

To this day I cannot watch this movie without full body sobs, and it's only gotten worse since becoming a parent. Honorable mention to Brave Little Toaster, and it being the reason I'm nice to inanimate objects.

a cartoon of a dinosaur saying " i 'll be with you even if you can t see me "

ALT: a cartoon of a dinosaur saying " i 'll be with you even if you can t see me "

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Terry Christiani 👋@terrychristiani.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid.

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I learned a fun new thing about myself today. Sudafed, the good, behind-the-counter kind, makes me unable to accurately perceive the passage of time. I thought I just watched a ten minute YouTube video... Nope, hour and a half, felt like nothing. The microwave waiting on lunch? Literal years.

SJ@sj314.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Man, if only there was a way, like an amendment to the Constitution, or like something Congress could do about this absolutely batshit old man... Damn.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo ago

Trump: "Our Country was unnecessarily RANSACKED by the Supreme Court, which has become a weaponized Political Organization ... They wouldn’t even call out The Rigged Election of 2020 & now it has been conclusively proven to be stolen — look what happened by allowing a grossly 'President.'"

The decision that mattered most to me was TARIFFS! The Court knew where I stood, how badly I wanted this Victory for our Country, and instead decided to, potentially, give away Trillions of Dollars to Countries and Companies who have been taking advantage of the United States for decades. Our Supreme Court has made these Countries very happy but, as the Court pointed out, I have the absolute right to charge TARIFFS in another form, and have already started to do so. The Hundreds of Billions of Dollars that our Adversaries want our Country to pay back to others that have disrespected the U.S.A., until I came along, should be marked down, in the eyes of the Public, as just another reason why the United States had been in such major decline — But, not anymore, because we have MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and, very soon, it will be GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE! I want to thank Justices Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh for their Wisdom and Courage pertaining to the TARIFF case, and for understanding, in addition to the Law, that our “Unfriendly Competitors” should not be reimbursed and rewarded for the decades of Damage they have caused THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I will fight hard to make sure that this does not happen! The Democrats on the Court always “stick together,” no matter how strong a case is put before them — There is rarely even a minor “waver.” But Republicans do not do this. They openly disrespect the Presidents who nominate them to the highest position in the Land, a Justice of the United States Supreme Court, and go out of their way, with bad and wrongful rulings and intentions, to prove how “honest,” “independent,” and “legitimate” they are. The Democrat Justices just vote Democrat — They always stick together! Our Country was unnecessarily RANSACKED by the United States Supreme Court, which has become little more than a weaponized and unjust Political Organization.