"You're too wishy-washy to be Garamond" is a sentence I said to my cat.

Some days, you just need your cat accidentally hitting your PC's power button to tell you you've played enough Oblivion today 🤷‍♂️

Unironically said "howdy" to a coworker. Shit. I don't want to be a howdy guy.

@tkers.dev For some reason I find myself spending an absurd amount of time this week making a Gemini-friendly copy of my site.

Hey, remember that potluck I've been shouting about for the past month? It's here! Come check out the dishes created by some very fine people, visit their sites, and have fun! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Events - Virtual Potluck Day! – 2025

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Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme

My current shortcut: 1. Go to ChatGPT 2. Ask literally anything 3. Find and copy an em dash.

Skep@skep.place · 11mo ago

But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory? www.theverge.com/news/767551/...

But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory? www.theverge.com/news/767551/...

Windows is getting a better em dash keyboard shortcut.

Rejoice, Windows and em dash fans! Microsoft is finally adding an improved Windows-wide keyboard shortcut for em dash and en dash. The change is part of the latest Windows 11 Dev channel builds, so it...

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Skep's guide to staying sane using social media: -Curate your follows -Don't read the comments -Don't log in -Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention -Don't check trending

In my newest installment of Tiger Tracks, I kinda accuse Calvin's parents of being substance abusers. skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb

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Tiger Tracks - Lunch Box

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You can tell it's a really beautiful morning outside because I hit four active work zones just driving to the grocery store.

My muscle memory's not what it used to be

If your Youtube video is titled something like "An Exhaustive Look At _____" but the runtime is only 30 minutes... bro. You can exhaust a little harder.

Introducing NEW Kraft Vexing Mac™! Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!

If you were interested in joining the virtual potluck over at Skep's Place, this is a reminder that you only have about two weeks yet to submit your dishes! Plenty of time yet, taking all comers! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!

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@existentialcomics.com Joke's on both Pascal and Augustine. God's only qualification for getting into heaven is whether you slam the brakes for squirrels who run across the road.

We find ourselves in the current political climate because without a common enemy to rally against, Americans naturally turn against themselves. What we need is a new entity to channel our hatred towards. I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.

Pumpkin spice already. It's the first week of August. They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.

Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry

Hey! I'm going to be hosting a potluck on my website in a few weeks! You're invited! Bring a dish! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!

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Next up in Treasure Island: decision-making so questionable that I'm forced to hand-create new graphic elements to express my displeasure. skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb

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Treasure Island - Chapter 4

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I was going to make this post on Bluesky but it ended up being way too long, so now you have to go read it on my blog. skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb

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Blog - 7/30/2025

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Suspense is just anxiety but more exciting

personally it is crazy to me to see people waxing nostalgic on here about how people used to have websites for fun and how fun it was. go get a website on neocities!! it's still fun!! my god

Summer hat, breezy outfit, warm weather vibes, windows down, cool as a cucumber, driving the front end of my car up on the curb.

Handing girls (my wife) wallet sizes of my senior class portrait 20 years after the fact because I'm still a player.

I contain multitudes and they're all ridiculous

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

If you need something long and nearly entertaining to read this morning, might I suggest this tale of adventure in which I daringly face off against my kitchen sink? skep.place/misc/sink #smallweb

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Skep Replaces the Kitchen Sink

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Pro tip: Instead of taking the time to send individual unsolicited DMs, try posting your unsettling desires publicly to efficiently achieve the greatest possible reach.

Megs@therealmegs.bsky.social · last yr.

Going to start posting the weird shit people message me