I’m sorry to put furry discourse on everyone’s timelines, but I truly believe that if they can come after consenting adults over harmless kinks that many people find “gross”, that not one of us is safe.

Not one, but TWO insane dreams last night. In one, I was arrested for accidentally robbing a store. I had no idea what was happening. In the other, I was at a mall with my dad & sister. Sis was driving a mobility cart around and got in trouble with security. She blamed me for some reason.

How beautiful are these handmade creatures by kinetic artist and paper sculptor Lucy Jean Green! #beautifulbizarre #papersculpture #art

I used the power of the One Ring. I recognize that it's evil, and I expect a lot of people to be mad at me for using it. Sorry! However, I plan to continue using it. Here's why: (1/62)

After explaining to my GP that I had no appetite and was using weed to force myself to eat, he reached out and squeezed my stomach pudge uninvited and said, “I don’t really think you need any help with your appetite.”

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 5d ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

Someone uploaded all the behind the scenes special features from the LOTR dvds onto Youtube awwww yisssssssss

public libraries ftw

keep AI out of Paleoart

I’m still having waves of nausea a month after being discharged. This is so frigging lame. Doctors said it could last up to three months. Ahhhhh hahahaha just end me now, please.

Giant candy bags are called "Share Size" so you'll open up to your therapist that you ate it all

Oh hey I’m 30 days sober, look at that!

I just saw a youtube thumbnail warning about spoilers for The Odyssey 2026 and it’s like… Homer wrote that shit down in the 3rd century BCE so I think we’re okay.

Yuuuup, it was a scam. As expected.

Got a call later today about a potential job opportunity buuuuut the website is giving me all sorts of MLM vibes. I guess we’ll find out later if it’s a scam or not!

i don't usually pay attention to what's written on anime characters' clothing but i wanted to share: this

People complain that One Piece is too long but what other series has hour-long compilations of “So-and-So & Whoever being an iconic duo” all over Youtube for my viewing pleasure?

Woke up with a splitting headache and today they’re laying natural gas lines RIGHT NEXT to our building. Big friggin oof.

Nothing quite like waking up from a vivid dream where everyone realizes how much of a useless fuck I am. Days like this I miss weed.

Mahito Ohba could make even my most mundane of activities seem exciting and important. 😊

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

I always hoped that one day I’d be able to have a good talk with my mom about everything that went down between us, and last week we finally did. She apologized to me. That’s the first time she’s ever done that. Now more healing can begin, I guess. 🥹🥹🥹

Anyhoo, now that I’m awake I may as well treat myself with an iced coffee + several hashbrowns

This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just rescued not one, but two baby raccoons from the trash bin around back. That’s my good deed for the day, and it’s barely 6am!

Don’t fall asleep watching long form video essays about your favourite anime characters. You WILL have fucked up dreams about saving them from awful planned marriages. At least, I do. 🙃

Napping norange

I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.

I need these crazy vivid dreams to stop now, please. Ugh.