gifted kid burnout but its for being a pervert

i love when dogs go horizontal and while lying down they look like puerquitos

shes so mad at me... why...

made profiteroles today :D

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

playing palworld all weekend and for every single instance of my free time the past month

its age regression saturday, later everyone

unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

when you have a lover

fun one to compare: mouse-drawn draft versus finally plugging my tablet in to do the actual lines (i think i had a plate of food in front of me at the time, i dont have space on my desk for both tablet and plate)

It would be kind of funny if I found a girlfriend and she was a furry. oh well. I'll be alone. I guess that's fine.

(ten minutes into a first date) you’re like a son to me

put your big stinky nuts on the phone

put your stinky nuts on the damn phone already

put your big stinky nuts on the phone

she goes on 5 hr long monologues everyday

the call of duty grenade distortion after the cut nearly fucking killed me

Casey Webb@shivs.kindgirls.online · 6mo ago

I've watched 300 videos of a man making sausages out of fucked up ingredients over the last two weeks

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

i hate smelling like outside

irl tmi but I'm shitting for the fourth time today. it's 2pm. I will never give up coffee

boundless and forever🌱💫 #kaiba2008

asked to sample the matcha baja blast and chocolate frito pie (chocolate-covered fritos) flavors side by side. went "mm. that's an evil-ass combination. i want two scoops with them" and the lady laughed and gave me an extra scoop

#pokemonfanart

inspect elemented my savings account balance to see how it feels to have 100k dollars

dress and boots

didn't expect to love architecture, shape language, culture, and the function of shapes of buildings but here we are

being asian sucks because i love rice and it's like Fuck i'm asian and i like rice. they're all gonna be like "I knew it. You like rice." but you know what, so what if i like rice? that's right, i'm proud to love rice... it delicious