two switches in the shower? i don't care who gets dropped to their knees first but they better get their hair washed for it
pleasantly bratty fucksleeve
@skitscamp.bsky.social
late thirties dyke with a knife clenched between its teeth 🏳️‍⚧️ depending on what kind of pervert you are, call me yuri :3 or rook :v and you, little moth, entranced by any lantern i let my heart shine from; mind the fire?
[talking to a hypnotist and slapping the top of my head] so what's it gonna take to get you in this bad girl?
call my ass scheherazade the way this boutta be a Story Within A Story
BUDDIE S10 TRUST@milliebiherself.bsky.social · last yr.Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
the hidden king: SILVER. YOUR LAUNDRY HAUNTS YOU. COMPLETE THE RITUAL AND I WILL GRANT YOU AN ADDERALL PRESCRIPTION
onelastjob from a girl with big retirement after this
when she says "how's it hangin?" and you gotta frown and gesture to that thang hanging grimly on thinning strands above your crown #princessplay #damoclesplay
if you arent dancing with glee when you're making a girl whimper and jump and hiss in pain then what the fuck is the point
if you click like on my post its basically like rubbing the tip of your cock on my outstretched tongue
the lion does concern itself. the lion overthinks pretty constantly, actually, the lion is hyperaware of how it consistently says "you too" to waitresses. the lion would like a break actually. do you think the lion is pretty.
"three likes" and what of it? if three women liked me i would be ecstatic.
don't cry okay? girl who's mean to everyone but you firmly rubbing your prostate with her middle and ring fingers as she swirls her tongue around the tip of your cock. and she's in love with you.
i'm tired of digital orgasms. my digits have Seen Enough Of Me. if i don't get an acoustic woman's pussy on my face i'm going to Fucking Die.
just got a ping in my perif reading 『Your Zettelkasten has been updated.』 what the fuck was that about. who put that there. Hello
i remember the first time a girl pulled my hair i was like o_o; (that's me in 2008)
every day i ask the universe if i can be knocked up and every night i find myself knocked down
now hang on bc i gotta do Hercules' seventh labor (taking a shower when i didn't get high first)
repost to stab your friends homoerotically
pleasantly bratty fucksleeve@skitscamp.bsky.social · 17h agoIt's Marathon Monday!!
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
girl goes to dr, says sex seems boring and dry. hasnt cum in forever. says she feels like sex will never be interesting again. dr says "treatment is simple. great clowngirl plapliacci is in town tonight. invite her as a third—should spice things up." she bursts into tears "but dr, i AM plapliacci"
bro your fucking 'grungler' just quoted WARHOUND at me
yall. transition timelines are a psyop. stop letting them connect you to your old identity
