im sad so have some badly taken photos of my ass
zero ultra bimbokage
@zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social
spiral glasses otaku the age of 35 is in demand showing you the bimbo way she/her mdni 🔞
OCD in media: okay I have to get eeeverything just right or I will have a meltdown OCD in real life: hey what if you pushed a guy in front of a moving train. oh you don’t like that? that means you have the capacity to murder people actually. time to prove that you’re not ontologically evil :)
every isekai is always like "what if person invents paper" or "what if person invent gun" and never "what if person give bronze age civilization screws?"
currently the kind of depressed where the first thing ive eaten today is a jelly donut at 3 p.m.
was sad so i browsed the reddit popular feed for an hour as a form of self harm
famous trans porn star who goes to Renaissance fairs as a noble woman and introduces herself with "the news of thine small penise proceeds me"
pharmacy tech in training so i had to give the "no i assure you i am not currently pregnant nor could i be" speech three times and so on the fourth time with the actual pharmacist i just said "i'm taking this because i can't get pregnant so im very sure" and that made everyone involved very sad
i don't know why centrist dems have a problem with trans folks posting for aid when the only communication i ever get from the democratic party is them begging my below the poverty line ass for money
by the way you can call me zub zero or bimbo. all work 🖤
*me hitting a bong. makeup smudged. tears in my eyes. coughing horribly* "god i wish this were a girls dick instead"
as a goth im kinda glad they're bringing back post mortem photography
Looking good sir
my favorite category of photo will always be beautiful women making silly ugly faces
im not sad im just watching Fate Stay/Night Heaven's Feel for the sixth time this year because ufotable's action scenes are so good
i want trans girls to win spots scholarships over your cis child and im not joking
a memento mori is a memory of death that reminds you you're still alive 🖤
the transsexual reading this is gonna make it
I’m a simple woman. I hear the word “aniki”, I know I’m dealing with a blowjob brother.
I just fought the first one and I had also been mentally calling them the blowjob brothers.
the orange dreamsicle moonshine is calling to me like the green goblin mask. just imagine the posts
remember kids. even bimbos cry. even bimbos cry
i did two plastic bottle shots of fireball before 3 p.m. how's your day going?
my dad used to call grand strategy games and chart games "albert speer simulators" and i think about that a lot
id respect economist and finance bros more if i hadn't known so many irl and knew they were all the kinds of people who treat really life genocides like they are playing a paradox game
said goodbye to Finnegan today. he was the dog who taught me to love dogs. he warmed my feet. comforted me when i cried. greeted me every morning. gave me nose boops when i fed him. and loved to be with me for every second. my life was infinitely better for having met him
trans women who vote for politicians who call us men deserve no solidarity
Thing is, I know why we’re online. Being trans irl is hard and often devoid of positive reinforcement. But you gotta wonder what sort of lives the cis het neo-libs on here must live. They could go have fun lives free of any worries in any space or job and are instead here fighting with trannies